As I read that cap, It says Nov, 3012. Thats a thousand frigging years from now! Hell, don't imbalm me, just feed me Italian.
One other thing, what kind of name is Ragu? Rag Goo? It looks and sounds like it was wrung from a Kotex.
Yeah, I know, SICK!
This is just one reason why I want a platypus
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