The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
I'm sure this is circulating on the left as a Palin joke.
As you go about your day off with fishing picnicking and relaxation, Please take a moment and remember the ones who sacrificed their lives so you can live in relative freedom. Reflect for a moment on what freedom means. It is not freedom to control your neighbor. It is not freedom to harass those you hate or despise. Its not freedom to force your misguided values down the throats of others. Above all remember the first one who sacrificed his life for your freedom, Jesus Christ. Value what he values, cherish what he cherishes, hate what he hates.
When you have money, every crack pot is your friend. They have their hands out wanting a piece of the pie, and they will do you bidding, every whim you ask. Right? The USA has doled out mega buck to the arab world for years. Most of it has been bribery to keep them from attacking Israel, Why is beyond me, the Israeli's seem to do a pretty good job of kicking arab ass. In return, what have we gotten? They gouge us at the pump, fund terror attacks against us, and vote against us with alarming regularity. A fellow tea partier sent me an email, What is a friend, with a link to snopes which confirmed the email was true, and even kind to the mooslim scum.
What is a friend?
How they vote in the United Nations: Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records:
Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time
Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time
Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time
United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S.. 70% of the time.
Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time.
Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Sudan votes against the United States75% of the time.
Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time.
Egypt votes against the United States 79% of the time.
Lebanon votes against the United States 80% of the time.
India votes against the United States 81% of the time.
Syria votes against the United States84% of the time.
Mauritania votes against the United States87% of the time.
US Foreign Aid to those that hate us:
Egypt,for example, after voting 79% of the time against the United States , still receives $2 billion annually in US Foreign Aid.
Jordan votes 71% against the United States and receives $192,814,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.
Pakistan votes 75% against the United States and receives $6,721,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.
India votes 81% against the United States and receives $143,699,000 annually. WHY? WHO IN THE HELL STARTED THIS AND WHY? THEY ACTUALLY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS THEM.
He may be conservative by Massiveclueless standards, but with his decision to cling to Masscare, he lost me. Do we need health care reform? No, we have the best health care in the world. Do we need Insurance reform? Most certainly. The problem though is that liars err lawyers, the heart of the problem also control the halls of congress and the courts. Voters need to wake up and toss lawyers to the curb. Send them to jail, not Washington. Mitt is billed as businessman, but he hold a jurist doctorate from Hahvahd. As such, I see him as part of the problem not part of the solution.
I'll run down another candidate or two later, unless they impound my vehicle.
Mandatory prison releases have failed in the past. The bottom line is that when we do it, the scum win. The merry band of fools with law degrees, led this time by injustass Kennedy thinks that prisons are over crowded. Well, maybe they are. We certainly spend too much money on these scum, and way too much housing the convicts. A mandatory cap on Philadelphia's prisons from 1986 to 1995 led to a spike in rapes and other assorted violent crime. The liars err lawyers need to go back to school, there is a simple word, a-n-d that they some how cannot figure out the meaning of. The California prison system must by the constitution be cruel AND unusual. Maybe it is cruel, but it houses the second lowest scum on the west coast. I too would like to see the prison populations reduced. I favor shorter sentences. The prisons should be harsh, harsh enough to punish law breakers. No perks, not for even the richest white collar baby. a typical cell should be able to house six prisoners. If Navy Submariners can hot rack, so can social trash. For some crimes, a whipping post is appropriate rather then confinement. especially for first time offenders. Last, DO AWAY with life sentences. If they cannot be adequately punished in twenty years or less, if they will continue to be a threat to society, execute them. I favor hanging. The long drop method is good, the person suffers very little as they are rendered unconscious by their neck breaking, then they strangle. All the while, their body twitches and jerks as the muscles respond to the lack of signals and deprivation of oxygen. It is a scary sight to watch, one that leaves an impression. If first time offenders were made to witness an execution, they might think twice about another crime. If not, they too can stretch rope. a better alternative would be to hoist the scum bag from the ground. Encase his hands or break them so they are useless, and as his feet are lifted clear of the ground, cut the restraints and let him dance and flail. That would be a most moving show, one to sicken even the hardest thug. If our prison system was run effectively, we would have less then a third the number of convicts we presently have behind bars. People would think twice about doing the crime because they would be afraid to do the time. It would make the job of the police a lot easier, and they would not feel pressured to act like criminals to catch criminals. Congress needs to impeach Kennedy, Ginsberg, Kagan, Sotomayor, and Brayer. Drag the trials out so that O'bastard does not get to appoint the replacements. Then they need to be prosecuted as accessories for every crime committed by a released convict.
So it looks like the republican field is shaping up finally. No conservatives yet except Cain to speak of. None of them are perfect, if they were, they would be smart enough to steer clear of the personal hell storm that will occur in the next eighteen months. Palin has yet to throw her hat in the ring. If she does, She will make a good pairing with Cain or Pawlenty. She has guts, determination, and more brains then the entire liberal caucus in Washouttown. A mark against her is that she quit as governor. I understand the reasons, and it was in the best interests of the state, but too many voters will not understand that. As I said, Cain is good. Its too bad he is black, not because I am racist, but because the left will troy out the me too candidate canard. That is the only thing that I consider in his skin color. If he is elected, he will be our first true black president. O'bama is 7/16 arab and 1/2 white. Cain is a wise man. he has shown skills as a business man turning several divisions of Pillsbury to profitability, and also with his work for the Navy. Another kudos for him is his role in destroying Hillary hell care in 1994. More later to include Romney, Pawlenty, and the ones who have chosen to not run.
Lakeyshea Beard has no idea what the word means. This fat bitch rode for sixteen hours from Oakland California to Salem Oregon and annoyed her fellow passengers in a quiet car by yacking on her cell phone the entire time. The article didn't say what she was talking about, maybe it was the upcoming ban on circumcision right across the bay. Hope the bitch gets to walk back to Oakland, She needs the exercise on some muscles besides her masticators. I can't help but wonder if she was really on the phone, Would the batteries last that long? Couldn't the person on the other end find a knife, gun or rope in that amount of time?
The sickest city in America will soon vote on whether to ban circumcision. I'm sure folks are aware that there are many reason to circumcise infants. First is the religious aspect. A ban on circumcision would mean muslims and Jews would be unwelcome. Many Christians also believe in the practice. The direction is found in the Bible, and with the exception of a few liberal religious groups, it is still used by most Christian organizations. Second is the health aspect. Circumcision greatly reduces the risk of HPV and HIV infection in heterosexuals. With out a safe haven, the fragile virus quickly dies or is washed away. Unfortunately, that is not true among homosexuals where the virus is deposited several inches up the ass, and has a warm protected environment in which to grow. I guess they want real equality in the field of infectious diseases. Why should straight men be allowed to have safer sex? PhreakyPhreddy is right, GOD hates America. If he didn't, San Franfreakshow would have been obliterated by an earthquake decades ago, and all the inhabitants drowned in the bay.
Three muslims, an Imam and his two sons were arrested in Florida on charges they financed the Taliban in Pakistan. It wasn't long ago that another group of peacful muslims from the Miami area were arrested and convicted of plotting to blow up the Sears tower in Chicago. Some folks claim that there are good people in islam. When stuff like this keeps hapening I am not convinced. Since part of their gutter religion says its OK to lie to infidels, we can believe NOTHING of what they say. The government goes after cult groups like the FLDS over their concept of marriage and consent, the muslims are far worse. Islam will not reform. Their satanic verses as told by Mohammed the pedophile call for killing infidels. We are the infidels. Ther can be no peace with hte religion of (spit) peace. The one thing I agree on that lefties proclaim is that we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. I am sick of my money going to fund these thirteenth century terrorists.
The whole original story, its been updated and much detail is now gone: AP MIAMI – A Miami imam and two of his sons were arrested Saturday on federal charges they provided some $50,000 to the Pakistani Taliban, designated by the State Department as a terrorist organization, officials said.
Hafiz Muhammed Sher Ali Khan, 76, was arrested after morning services at the Miami Mosque, also known as the Flagler Mosque, where he is an imam. One of his sons, Izhar Khan, 24, an imam at the Jamaat Al-Mu'mineen Mosque in nearby Margate, Fla., was arrested after morning services there. Another son, Irfan Khan, 37, was detained at his hotel room in Los Angeles around the same time. The men are U.S. citizens. Their mosques are not suspected of wrongdoing, officials said.
Also named in the indictment are three others at large in Pakistan — Hafiz Khan's daughter, grandson and an unrelated man, all three of whom are charged with handling the distribution of funds.
The indictment lists about $50,000 in transactions. The funds were used to buy guns, support militants' families and promote the cause of the Pakistani Taliban, according to the indictment. It also alleges that Hafiz Khan owns a madrassa, or religious school, in his native Swat Valley in northwest Pakistan that shelters members of the Pakistani Taliban and trains children to become militants.
Attempts to reach the men's attorneys and families were unsuccessful Saturday. However, another son of Hafiz Khan, Ikram Khan, told The Miami Herald that his father was too old and sick to be involved in the plot.
"None of my family supports the Taliban," he told the newspaper. "We support this country."
U.S. Attorney Wifredo Ferrer said the investigation was sparked three years ago by suspicious financial activity and was not based on an undercover sting operation.
"This is based on the defendant's words, actions and records," Ferrer said at a news conference Saturday.
The indictment recounts recorded conversations in which Hafiz Khan allegedly voices support for attacks on the Pakistani government and American troops in the region.
The Pakistani Taliban is a wing of the terrorist group that originated in Afghanistan. It claimed responsibility for a pair of suicide bombings Friday that killed 87 people in what it said was vengeance for the killing of al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden. The group has also been linked to the Times Square car bombing in New York in May 2010.
The Pakistani militant group is allied with al-Qaida, is based in the northwest of Pakistan near the Afghan border and has links to that country's Taliban insurgency.
Meanwhile, relations between the U.S. and Pakistan have been strained since the raid that led to bin Laden's killing.
If convicted, the South Florida men face 15 years in prison for each of the four counts listed in the indictment. All three are expected to appear in court Monday.
The Miami Mosque — a small, white house in a crowded residential area — was founded in 1974 and is the oldest mosque in the city, according to Mohammad Shakir, a leader in the local Muslim community. Hafiz Khan has been leading prayers at the mosque for about 14 years, Shakir said.
Hafiz Khan has been suspended indefinitely as imam, said Asad Ba-Yunus, a spokesman for the Muslim Communities Association of South Florida, which runs the mosque. He said his organization is not aware of any attempts to raise funds for illegal activity that took place on its properties.
Nezar Hamze, executive director of the South Florida chapter of Council on American-Islamic Relations, a civil rights and advocacy group, described the father and son imams as "very quiet individuals" who seemed to be pious. He said he never heard them preach extremism.
"I was very shocked, just as others in the community were shocked," Hamze said. "We absolutely don't support terrorism or support of terrorism."
Muslim leaders said they were reluctant to speculate about whether the alleged financial support to the Pakistani Taliban did in fact take place and whether it was intentional. "I think it's important to get all the facts before any decisions or statements are made," Hamze said.
Across the street from the Miami mosque, neighbor Odelia Fernandez said she found the elderly bearded man to be respectful. Even though language barriers prevented them from communicating, they would wave hello to one another.
Khan's next-door neighbor, Jorge Gonzalez, said he frequently saw Khan walking to the mosque.
"It's hard to believe," Gonzalez said. "The Taliban sleeping alongside my room — wow."
U.S. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen said in a statement late Saturday that the indictments show the U.S. must be vigilant in dealing with extremist threats.
"This is yet another indication that the threat posed to the U.S. and other free nations by violent Islamist extremists did not end with the killing of bin Laden; that the war against enemies of freedom continues," the Florida Republican said. "It also highlights the need for the U.S. to receive more cooperation from Pakistan to counter this threat."
This is not the first terror case to come out of the area. In June 2006, a group that became known as the "Liberty City Seven" was arrested in the Miami neighborhood of that name. They were charged in a plot to destroy Chicago's Sears Tower. The plot never got past the discussion stage, prompting some defense attorneys and terrorism experts to describe the case as overblown. Five were convicted, while two were acquitted.
An idiot named Steven David penned an opinion that is worthless in Barnes v state. He wants to repeal common law regarding resistance of unlawful arrest. While I concur that resistance is futile, the resistee should NEVER be punished for resisting a thugocrat. There are means of redress, true. One sues the officer and gets a judgement that is paid by the tax payers of the state, assuming that one survives the invasion, and officer stoopid, in this case Lenny Reed continues on his merry criminal way. The redress should come directly from the pocket of the officer who was in the wrong. When he walks out of court in a news paper kilt and soda bottle shoes, any balance remaining should come from the police union and if they end up bankrupt, so be it. Those penalties should not be bore by the tax payers. In too many cases, taxpayers are hostage to the legislation and the stupid union rules. An Accokeek couple Pam and Frank Myers live in fear after local thugs burst into their home, held the couple hostage and killed their dog. No one will ever be punished, the thugs were the local police. Cheese cake in hand? The New York police commissioner should have had the heads of a couple of police Captains and judges on the platter instead. Computer glitch my ass. When I was stationed in Germany, a Polezi accidentally killed a GI. German police are exempt from prosecution for acts such as that. The officer died before he ever got back to the station, terminated by his fellow professionals. Professional police do not tolerate incompetence. American cops do. Some how it has been lost on the politicians and judges what our constitution says, and exactly what it means. The Constitution is written in plain simple English, any one but the dumbest of dumb should be able to understand it. Maybe that is why lawyers and politicians can't.
Modern society does not really care how you feel about the disposal of the carcass of your worthless father. my sincere hope is that you and roughly one billion of the followers of the pedophile false prophet join him. Remember, there is no god named Allah, and Mohammed was a pedophile. Glad your dad is dead, wish it had happened a decade or so sooner.
A lot is being made about Hillary Clinton in the recently released photo from the White House situation room where she sits with her hand over her mouth. I don't care if she was bored or horrified really. What I find amusing is how Barry is sitting. he looks like a scolded school boy. He is not the leader in the picture. He is off to the side, an after thought on the stage. If anything, that lends credence to the rumors that Leon Panetta made the decision and Obnoxious was drug along on the joy ride. As to Clinton, given the lack of emotion on the other faces, I think her pose has more to do with boredom then any recoil or shock. her jawline shows her mouth is shut. A Miracle! she aint spewing lies! A look of shock would have a dropped jaw.
The Marlin Glenfield has been a staple for shooters for decades. The first rifle for many shooters is the model 60. It is an accurate reliable and cost effective fire arm. Meet is big brother, the Camp Carbine Model 9. Marlin introduced the Model 9, and its bigger brother the model 45 in 1985. Using the same mag as the Smith and Wesson 59 series of pistols, and the 1911 for themodel 45, made for a ready companion piece for many shooters. The Marlin shipped with a twelve rounder that did not interchange, but 20 and 30 round mags were also available. Production ceased in 1999, a victim of unconstitutional meddling by a congress bent on ignoring the constitution. The rifle is a fun to shoot easy to maintain system. it is a highly functional varmint gun, and when fitted with a scope, an excellent choice for shooting in areas where something larger then a 22 is desired, but a full scale hunting rifle would be too much. Its simple blow back design makes it a relatively low maintenance weapon in terms of parts to fail. It needs regular cleaning and lubrication like any gun to keep it reliable. Most common failures are the buffer, and bolt spring. Many experts recommend an upgraded spring. It cuts down on wear on the buffer, and they shoot great. The Marlin isn't a black gun. Synthetic stocks are available though from companies like ram line for folks who want it in flat black. Marlin was acquired by Remington in 2007, bringing together two of the finest hunting rifle manufacturers in America, along with military arms manufacturers DPMS and Bushmaster. This foursome, known as the Freedom Group is in turn owned by Cerberus Capital Management. I would like to see the Camp 9 and 45 make a comeback. there is a market for these trusty rifles, one that won't dry up and is desperate to be fed. Freedom Group has the capability and the market names to do it.
I have a friend who has been on the wagon for twenty one years. That friend is from New York. His brother worked in the WTC, at the point of impact of the second plane. His brother had been transferred the week before, so survived. 168 of his coworkers who were friends of Brian did not. I called Brian yesterday and asked him if he had fallen off the wagon because May day is one occasion even I could drink to. Neither of us did, but I'm an ass for asking. He didn't call me that. The one thing he would like is pictures to confirm the kill. I can't blame him. for me, the word of the Navy SEALs is good enough. I'd like to see them though just for kicks. Yup, I'm a blood thirsty bastard. I hope that when the Navy says they washed the carcass, they mean a long line of sailors pissed on his face before they threw him over board.
Does anybody find it ironic that all the stuff the Media accused Bush of doing Barry just did, and narry a peep? I hope they drown carrying his water. I hope their brain cells explode over this. Won't happen, they are morally bankrupt. I'm glad Barry got him, I don't care that it was a war crime, I don't care that he violated the Geneva conventions in doing it. I'm glad the muslims are peeved about it.
We should deliver a thank you gift to Pakistan for harboring him, take out their nuclear capabilities, bomb their military academy flat, and never give them a cent of aid ever again, not even through the UN. Fuck em, and fuck islam.
Just wow! A peace nick liberal orders the execution of an unarmed man hiding in a foreign land, maintaining a low profile to avoid detection. That is amazing! All his years in Chicago must have rubbed off a little. So did Michelle leave the closet where she keeps his testicles unlocked? or did he borrow a pair from Hillary? No matter what, I am glad Osama is dead. If the Navy had sewn him into a sail with a heavy weight, and tossed his ass overboard alive, to die a slow death as the air inside the sail turned to compressed CO2, thet would have been even better. If it had been done with a sail, water proofed with bacon lard, better still.
Oh, and Obama is still a fuck up. One thing right in two years doesn't make much of a diffrence, but it is one thing right.
Congratulations to Mr Obama for bagging civilization enemy number one. From the media, I gather that the military wanted to conduct a surgical bombing operation to nail him, but that you over rode that and specified a strike team instead. Thanks for doing that so we can have certainty about this. Some folks I talked to Monday thought that we might not have actually gotten Osama. I trust in the integrity of the SEALS, if they conducted the operation, it was real. Whether indeed it was bin Laden is another matter. I personally believe it was. Others think we might have gotten a double and that ObL is either long dead, or living his life out in seclusion. I would have liked to have his body paraded arround the nation, a celebration, a victory parade of a million miles through every town that has lost a son or daughter in the fighting since 9-11-01. Screw politically correct burial for this ass hole, we should have done the parade with him in a casket made of cured ham with a bacon blanket, and at the end, we should have fed his carcass to hogs on an Iowa farm. Just to keep the nay sayers at rest, and piss off islamists. The possibilities I entertain are that he was planted there as a big target for us by islamists knowing that his death would be a ground swell even for them as they will recruit hundreds of new fighters. The second is that he thought he was safe, and we indeed got his ass real good by chance combined with dogged intel. The third is that he thought he was safe, and islamists bent on continuing the fight gave him up with out his knowledge as a recruiting tool. In any case, I believe he is dead. His nine years of French military tactic #4 has ended. For those of you not familiar with French military tactics, Tactic one is surrender. Tactic two is colaborate. Three is hid behind America, England, or Germany. Four is run like hell, they aint takin no prisoners! regardless, his death means we need to enhance our security here and abroad, especially for our military in Afghanistan and Iraq. Islamists will continue to fight s long as we play by the silly assed rules we are stuck with. Were it up to me, I would make a few slight changes. 1. No more halal food for the prisoners at Gitmo. Every meal would consist of pork products and stuff cooked in bacon fat. Dogs would roam the compound as would live hogs. Every cell would have a young pig in it for a companion animal. 2. Every unit in combat would have bacon dipped bullets. Modified ammo would be a nonexpanding hollow point with a dab of pork fat in the tip. Bombs would be cased in pork waste products as well. 3. I would retribution bomb islamic cities with said bombs. Rain of pork fat! 4. I would make their women in any area we control dress like Daisy Duke. Every male would be required to be acompanied by a female when in public. Men not accompanied by a woman in short shorts and a halter top would be shot with a porker round. 5. Every terrorist killed would receive a pork fired BBQ cremation. since touching pork is so bad, I want them to understand that messing with us is a sure trip to hell. Lets see if they want to continue to fight knowing they will go to hell if we kill em. Too bad our politicians have not got the spine for it.
I think not. On the same day Barry authorized the attack that claimed Osama, he also authorized the release of his birth certificate. How interesting. He knows full well that he will have a distraction, and be labeled a hero by his water bearers the media before analysis of it can confirm whether it is a fake as presently appears to be the case. By the time the furor dies down, the media will be back in old news mode regarding it. Double check it every body, he knew this distraction was coming. Just like Clinton, he is counting on the propaganda arm of the communist party to bail him out.
Good riddance you worthless fuck! enjoy your 72 stinkin virgins in hell. They need to bury his body in Washington and place a public urinal on top of it piped right to his ugly assed face. Piss on Bin laden, piss on Islam. Oh, and fuck handling his body according to islamic tradition. Cut off his head, and sew it onto the body of a pig. Feed the rest of him to hte rest of the hogs, then mail the pig shit to Saudi Arabia. The only way we will get it accross to islamic fuckupmentally's is to let them no that we will do every thing their religion says will guarantee them a place in hell.