A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A Muslim cleric approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little boy turns to him and says, "My mommy and daddy were in their
car - and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down
The Imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and while unraveling his loincloth says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Who doesn’t like watching shit blow up?
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