tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803448836532043383.post4981533942675600515..comments2024-01-28T17:33:19.476-08:00Comments on Kansas redneck: Some redneck humorJeremyRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13692050680065474779noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803448836532043383.post-82428938618585175842013-03-28T22:23:01.549-07:002013-03-28T22:23:01.549-07:00Joke for your perusal.
Guy walks into a bar, sits...Joke for your perusal.<br /><br />Guy walks into a bar, sits down in front of the bartender and demands 10 shots of the strongest, most awful tasting whiskey the bartender has, all lined up one after the other in a row.<br /><br />Bartender puts a quick 10 shots, lined up nicely, onto bar in front of fellow and he proceeds to down them one after another, without missing a beat, until finally he drinks the tenth one and slams the shot glass upside down onto the surface of the bar.<br /><br />After a moment, the bartender speaks- Listen pal, I've been bartending for many, many years. When I see a person drink like that, it means one of two things. Either you're celebrating something or you're trying to forget something. Which is it?<br /><br />The guy says slowly- Actually, I'm kinda celebrating my first blow job.<br /><br />Bartender says- Good for you, buddy! Alright! Here, let me pour you another shot, on the house, to celebrate your first blow job!<br /><br />Guy says- no, save it, save it. If that first ten shots of whiskey can't get this taste outta my mouth, that eleventh one ain't gonna help.<br /><br />ba-dum tischAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803448836532043383.post-89018816057282017882013-03-27T09:30:27.367-07:002013-03-27T09:30:27.367-07:00HaaaHaaahahahaha. Great for a Monday AM.HaaaHaaahahahaha. Great for a Monday AM.Gregoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402448149726547233noreply@blogger.com