Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Actually that looked like me getting into jeans. And I'm pretty sure I've made those noises
Yes Angel, that may be, but when you tighten your belt do you get hooters? I do.
Actually thinking of a breast lift. Guaranteed two cup sizes gained and 10 inches lost in the waist since I won't have to tuck them in anymore.
Are you telling me you could used a bikini bottom as a one piece swim suit?
Okay, perhaps not that bad. It would have to be a high-rise bottom.
Actually that looked like me getting into jeans. And I'm pretty sure I've made those noises
ReplyDeleteYes Angel, that may be, but when you tighten your belt do you get hooters? I do.
ReplyDeleteActually thinking of a breast lift. Guaranteed two cup sizes gained and 10 inches lost in the waist since I won't have to tuck them in anymore.
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me you could used a bikini bottom as a one piece swim suit?
ReplyDeleteOkay, perhaps not that bad. It would have to be a high-rise bottom.
ReplyDelete