Monday, January 26, 2015

A little morning humor


Two cannibals, father and son, were hunting one afternoon and they came across a beautiful young blonde sunbathing in the nude. They were both extremely stunned by her gorgeous body.

The son asked his father, "What do you say we take her home and eat her?"

The father replied, "Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should take her home and eat your mother."

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Dear Barry

Your Harvard education
doesn't make me respect you more -
it makes me respect Harvard less.

Why do leftard's hate circumcision?

A fight is on in Florida over the circumcision of a child. It has gone on so long that the boy is now four. It is a procedure that should take place as soon as possible after birth, and one that is known to have medical benefit. When I was a teen, it was already widely known that circumcision effected the rate of cervical cancer in women. Women who had sex with only circumcised men had a lower rate. We now know that is because of HPV, and how it is spread. HPV also causes penile cancer. I guess that is why feminazi's want men to keep the foreskin... and then lose there peckers.
On facebook a while back, some gal stated that she was going to circumcise her son. if she had one, because it would lessen his sensitivity. People piled on her for that big time. That would be a benefit since men tend to reach orgasm faster then women, it would increase pleasure for the gal. They don't see it that way.
GOD commanded circumcision for his people. I guess he knew about HPV and ladies pleasure long before the first feminazi slithered upon the planet. It has been a long standing practice here in the United States. In 1979, 64.5% of baby boys were circumcised. that number has dropped, mainly because insurance companies call it an unnecessary procedure and will not pay for it in many cases. The number now stands just above 58%..
Increasing the rate of circumcision has helped slow the spread of anal injected death serum in Africa. The AIDS virus needs a place to grow. It is a fragile virus. No matter whether an infected man is circumcised, if he ejaculates inside a vagina or an anus, the virus is almost guaranteed to spread. But if a man has been cut, his chances of contracting it from an infected woman or pervert is greatly reduced.
The most ironic thing though for me regarding circumcision though is that for all its benefits for the female of the species, Mooslimes do everything in their power to insure that women still cannot enjoy sex. I'll cover that more some other time.

Forgiveness

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of
you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an
enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the

congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

A little morning humor

Early one morning an elderly, retired Marine yelled to his wife: “Honey, come see what I created! It’s an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama presidency.”

She yelled back: “Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast !"

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Thought for the day

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow?


Run over.

What if...

17,000 atheists in the Middle East rioted this week after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist's desk.