Monday, November 30, 2015

Uninformed voter joke

Two uninformed voters traveled to San Franfreakshow. They headed to a pub close to the bay and began drinking. They were thoroughly wasted and decide to make their way back to their motel room. When they exited the bar, a fog had descended on Gaytown, and they could see at most three feet. At that point, the mayor of San Fran walked up and was about to enter the bar. The one uninformed voter put out his hand and asked, "Hey fella, can you tell us where we are?"
The Mayor turned to him and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The uninformed voter turned to his friend and said, "we are in some serious trouble. We don't know where we are, and he doesn't know who he is."

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Obie the dark knight

Maybe that should be McConnell and Ryan on the bottom?

Thursday, November 26, 2015

One word off

Found yet another Seuss jem. This one only required one word change to get it current.


You can hear it coming

See it coming,
Feel it every where you go
Its tomorrow morning
The future Dawning
With a bright and shining glow
Its a land where......