Thursday, July 19, 2018

Something mellow


Almost like clockwork

After communist shill Ocassio-Cortez' rant about people having two jobs being the reason for unemployment, we have Princess Fauxahauntus of the Wahknabbian (pronounced Wanna be an)indian tribe comming out and one downing her by saying Americans need four jobs to survive.
Seriously, we used to institutionalize people who were that far withdrawn from reality.
Well, I guess this is the result, when democrats demanded we close the mental health hospitals, conservatives worried they would end up homeless beggars on the streets endangering traffic. Instead, they seem to all be migrating to Washington and the halls of Congress.
If I had a clock this bad, I'd put it in the trash.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

For dumb

New Hoark's hottest little communist is out proving that she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Everyone has two jobs? This little nut job must have the same fact checkers as Mad Maxi-pad and Hank "Guam is gonna tip over" Johnson. First this econ major didn't know jack shit about world affairs, now she is doubling down on the dumb.
The reality is, she is the product of democrat control of the education system. Her teachers failed her, her parents failed her. A government job is probably her only hope at this point. At 28, her chances of making it as a stripper are fading fast, and she is past her prime to be a dim witted trophy bride.... Unless Bernie Sanders decides to seek one.
This marginal candidate is likely to win with between 47 and 70% of the vote. I included the low number because Joe Crawley is still on the ballot under the working families party line. Then again, it is possible the voters in her district see just how dumb this bimbo is and they might vote Joe back in. Given that the republican running isn't RUNNING, it is anybody's guess how bad this election will end. If Anthony Pappas would run just one ad featuring her flubs, he might have a chance. Stranger things have happened.

Appropriate at the time

by 1977 we had figured out what a mistake Jimmy Who was.


But, sad to say, we did get fooled again, and Worthless Willie was the result.

Florida baby

A couple in Florida have reached a settlement with the city over their possession of a van Gogh forgery. The couple had commissioned an artist to paint their home to resemble The Starry Night, but the city code nazi objected. The couple was initially fined more than $10,000 and the city placed a lien on their home. The couple, represented by Pacific Legal Foundation, fought back in Federal court.
I have a couple of questions,
1. Why does the code nazi still have a job?
2. Why is the mayor still in office?
3. Why are taxpayers on the hook for this abuse of property rights by an out of control municipal government?
If the settlement payment was made by the mayor, council and code nazi, I'd bet that there would be fewer cases of abuse like this.

Beyond evil

A Ukrainian immigrant, living in Minnesota, will spend no time in prison after attempting to murder a toddler. There are so many twists to this story it may be impossible to sort out the entire mess.
Shortly after the election in 2016, a Minnesota communist, distraught that HiLlARy the slinky LOST, took a child in her care to the basement of her home, placed a noose around the boy's neck and hung him. She then fled and ran over two men. Luckily, no one died.
Nataliia Karia should have been sentenced to thirteen years in prison for the crimes she committed, but the unjust judge chose instead to place her on probation for ten years. Judging from the articles, neither of the boy's mothers seems to really care that their son's assailant got off nearly scott free.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Just got home from Illinois

My wife had an appointment at the Honduran embassy in Chicago on Monday morning to renew her passport. Since she is still a Honduran national, that document is pretty important , and it expired last year. Not wanting to deal with a hotel, we departed Kansas late in the day Sunday and drove through the night with a targeted arrival of 8 Monday morning. Because of construction, lots of construction, in Illinois, we were delayed a little bit. Still, we arrived at the address before 9 aaannnndddd it wasn't there. This is the official address listed on their official web page. BTW, it is the same address we had in 2012 went we went last time, and it had already vacated that property. Looking around, I quickly spotted the place we'd been to before... Its now a clothing store. No, the had another location, and it was a full thirty minutes away. ten blocks, but Chicago traffic. Ok, a little further.
We made it ahead of her appointment though, got in and the place was PACKED. They were working on the 9 O clock appointments and were only half way through them, come back at eleven.
At eleven we got in line again. This time, we got the forms to complete, filled them out, returned them with a copy of her birth certificate and a money order for the new Passport, then it was sit and wait. By 1:30, every one who had been there when we arrived was gone. The place was still over flowing. We got the photo taken about then and we were done.
Last stop was lunch. My wife wanted to treat me to authentic Honduran food, and the recommended restaurant was about six blocks from the old consulate location. Then, with a full belly, it was back to Kansas. So, 22 hours of driving, three hours of sitting on beurocrats, they are the same the world over, throw in time for fuel and bathroom breaks and I had a full day Monday, arriving home just after 2 in the morning Tuesday.. Did I mention I got up Sunday at 5 am?
This afternoon my son called; "Well, I take it you made it back, how was the trip?" I gave him a short run down...
Question two, "So, is Illinois Road head as good as Kansas Road head?"
If his mother ever decided to start dating, I'd bet he would ask any man she traveled with the same question. Might be why she avoids men to this day.
OK, he also asked if I made any contributions to Heyjackass while I was there. Sorry, given Chicago's draconian gun laws, I opted to not make myself available for an extended stay in the former governor's mansion. But, remember the old thing from back in the 80's, 50 bonus points if you leave the shoes break dancing? Didn't get bonus points either.
OK, it's an excuse to throw a little CCR into the mix.