Sunday, April 20, 2014

A little morning humor

President Oblowme and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Barry's ear.
All of a sudden Barry looks at Moochelle and yells, "Okay, Michelle, GET OUT!".
She looks surprised but leaves.
The pitcher looks at Obambi and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

Friday, April 18, 2014

F I D

Q, why is a camel called , the ship of the dessert

A, because it s full of arab semen

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

A good business model

If you have ever had Corona, you know it aint good beer. In fact, its rated as one of Mexico's worst beers. That said, it is also one of thier most popular. Their business model? Sand sun and lime wedges.
So if you really want to sell those Obama action figures, do it on the beach. Sure, a few folks will get upset, but some liberal will certainly buy one for his kid.

Monday, April 14, 2014

way to go dumbass

A perennial hate candidate opened fire in a Kansas City Area Jewish Community Center on Sunday killing a man and his grandson. He then drove to a nearby Jewish retirement Center and killed a woman there. Police arrested Frazier Glenn Miller, a known White Supremest.  It is interesting to note that his victims were ALL Christians.
I guess the chicken shit bastard didn't have the balls to drive into a black neighborhood and try it.
This incident illustrates the importance of our Constitutional 2nd Amendment right. Even in the House of GOD, we should have people armed and vigilant. Of course there is a down side. had some one in Wichita been armed, Killer Tiller would still be murdering babies.
Enough of my sarcasm. My condolences to the families who lost loved ones. As for FG Miller, I ope you get to bunk with an angry black dude for the rest of your pitiful existence. May you be his bitch.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

A little morning humor

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Friday, April 11, 2014

So?

Kathleen Sebelius botched her farewell speech. big deal. screwing up is nothing new to her. From her time as Kansas Insurance Comissioner, to her time as Governor, right on to her time destroying American health care, her MO has been to screw up and do it in spades.
Her campaigns were funded by baby Killer Tiller. Efforts by Phil Kline to bring him to justice ended when the Kansas Corrupt Court system assaulted him for truth and jerked his law license.
Oblowme declaring hell Care a success is step one in a bid to launch her campaign for the 2016 Communist Party nomination.
If you thought they could find no one worse than Hitlery, think again. Yes, we are in trouble.
Communism has failed in Russia. It is failing in China. Vietnam learned fast after the fall of Saigon, yet over educated idiots still want to try it here, and the Klusterfuck from Kansas is Barry's choice.

F I D

What do you get if two Muslims hop on a train?

Off.