Sunday, April 12, 2015

Home grown stupid

Several reports say that there are now ISIS supporters in every state. Kansas, this week got our first dose of it when a man was arrested here for plotting a splodydope attack on Ft Riley. John T. Booker, aka Mohammed Abdullah Hassan tried to join the Army to carry out a Ft Hood style attack. When the Army figured out he was a mainstream mooslime, they discharged him.
Undeterred, he decided that he would build and detonate a bomb on Ft Riley. Not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, he broadcast his intentions on Facebook, and the government was on him like stink on shit, or a circle fly on Obambi.
This idiot failed because he was bragging about it. what worries me is that there may be an idiot or two who are smart enough to keep their traps shut and figure out how to build a bomb. Thank GOD that most people who believe the rantings of the arabian pedophile are for the most part dumber than a brick.
The lame stream media was labeling the Boston Bombers as home grown terrorists. They were not, they were imports. This idiot is a home grown one. This story has a happy ending. It could have been better though, he cold have blown himself up in the process of making his bomb.
Sorry John Boy, no 72 virgins in your future. Instead, you get to be the virgin for some S.O.B's named Bubba or Cletus who are gonna make you their pashtun boy. Just remember, the first symptom of AIDS is a hard pounding sensation in your ass.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

A little morning humor

Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?
A: Everybody won.

Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
A: Rai Ping Yu

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?
A: Wong

Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf?
A: Tai Nee.

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
A: Mel Ting.

Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
A: Phil Ming.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: What is the most common crime in China?
A: Identity Fraud.

Q: What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho

how high is a chinese man
Im not asking u something im telling you how high is a name of a Chinese man.

Q: How do you know if a Chinese gang robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they're still trying to backup out of the driveway.

Q: Why are there so many girls in a Chinese strip club?
A: Because of all the wangs

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They drop a broom out the window and see what Sound it makes. Thats why your name is Ching Chang Chong.

Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist?
A: Tai Ping.

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short.

Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
A: Lim Ping

Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter?
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Kansas Good and bad

Sam Brownback signed legislation adding Kansas to the list of states allowing Constitutional Carry. The law is set to go into effect July 1. I am a firm believer in the right to keep and bear arms. I support open carry, and believe that if any organization wants to disallow the carry of fire arms that they must provide limited access, screening, and adequate security to ensure that people in attendance, whether it be a stadium or a court house, are not at risk.
That said, while I am not opposed to Constitutional carry, I see many aspects of licenses carry that weigh in its favor. Right now every one with a concealed fire arm is either well trained, or a thug. Most cops are not very well trained. That concealed carry permit is an assurance to me that the individual holding it has been screened and is most likely of good moral character, and knows what to do and when.
If I operated an airline, and had the choice, I would offer a discount to all licensed carriers If they carry on my flight. Its better then the air marshals, they tend to stick out like a klansman in a black church. I would also offer that same discount to police who carry. I'm not anti cop, I just don't like the bad ones.
So, there you have it, on one hand we have a step forward for the Constitution and its rightful place and observation, but we also have a step back in that concealed carriers will no longer be just the cream of our society.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Did the Supreme Court get this one right?

Chester the Molester err Torrey Dale Grady is a twice convicted pervert. He was convicted of a second degree sexual offense in 1997, and in 2006 was convicted of taking indecent liberties with a child, a death penalty offense in my opinion. After he was released from prison, he was ordered to appear in Court as a recidivist and was ordered to undergo satellite based monitoring. Chester didn't like that. Cant say as I blame him, a monitor like that can put a damper on the sex relations, especially if it shows him in the vicinity of where a child goes missing, and an examination of his trail leads to her discovery. Some guys would rather be dead then go with out sex. For Grady, I'd opt for the former.
North Carolina in their efforts to get it right got it all wrong though. They ruled that the monitoring was not a search when clearly it is. That gave Chester a path to the Supreme court, and today they ruled that indeed it is a search. Thank GOD they did not end the discussion there though. They sent it back to Carolina with a note in the second to the last paragraph that the fourth amendment prohibits only unreasonable searches.
So is it reasonable to make a predator wear a monitor? I'd opt for chemical castration with a pound of tanerite for any one who molests a child.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

A little morning humor


Two Chinese exchange students arrive at the university cafeteria for lunch and ask what was available for lunch and were told there were pizza, hamburgers, hot dogs and fries.
They each order a hot dog and sit down at a table to eat.
After one unwraps the tin foil off his hot dog he looks at the hot dog and asks the other
"So what part of the dog did you get?"



"A Chinese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2100 yuan and walked out with $300.

The following week, he walked in with another 2100 yuan, and was handed $276.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Chinese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"



An American businessman goes to China on a business trip, but he hates Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

Blind Fold

An American man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Chinese bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."

The American replied, "Put on a blind fold."

The Chinese man asked, "Where do I get one?

The American then said, "Here take my shoe lace."

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

They finally charged him

Deserter Bo Bergdahl has finally been charged. The misbehavior before the enemy is nice icing on the cake. This mooslime maroon cost several good soldiers their lives. For that he deserves the harshest possible punishment.
We should cancel the deal Obozo made and give him back to the taliban. Castrate him first. Take him to a hog farrowing operation and castrate him along with a truck load of hogs. Then pack him and the Rocky Mountain oysters in ice and drop them into the middle of an ISIS camp.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

A little morning humor

A certain wealthy man was walking by and he noticed three lazy men just sitting there in the alley and he was curious as to which of the three was the laziest so he approached them and said to them "Which ever of you three is the laziest I will give this one hundred dollar bill to. Then he took it out of his wallet and immediately two of the men jumped up claiming to be the laziest but the third man didn't even stand up so the rich man said to the two "indeed you two are lazy but this third man, he is so lazy he wouldn't even get up" Then the rich man looks down to the lazy man and says "congratulations, you are the laziest of all, here is your grand prize of 100.00" and the lazy man looks up at him with grief and says "aww man, can you put it in my pocket for me?"