Wednesday, September 30, 2009

A sorry state of Affairs 4

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

A sorry state of Affairs 3

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'

Chicago and the Olympics

On many occasions winning the Olympic bid has been anything but profitable for a community. All the construction and preparation straps them, and they rarely recoup the investment. There have been exceptions, we all know that. Los Angeles turned a handsome profit, but they were already equipped for the mission. They had stadiums and sports arenas in place, and a fair amount of transient housing ie motels hotels visitors centers etc to handle the influx. That's not to say Chicago isn't. Since they have multiple sports teams, they have the stadiums. it is also a huge metro area.
What needs to be considered is the preparation and the timing. We are in a severe economic slump. Chicago and the state of Illinois are heavily taxed already. The money to invest in such an undertaking must come from some where. That means more taxes, revenue bonds, and federal dollars ie more taxes on everyone.
If Chicago wins the bid, and the leaders there begin building on a massive scale, that can only mean hardship for Chicago's tax payers.
Lets hope the bid goes somewhere with sane civic minded leaders who respect their base.

Monday, September 28, 2009

A sorry state of Affairs 2

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'

Sunday, September 27, 2009

A sorry state of Affairs

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

Fighting on the Temple Mount

Moderate muslims attacked a group of tourists to the Temple Mount today. Several Police escorting the group received minor injuries.
The day is fast approaching when Israel cleans the mount and rids it of the muslim hoard and their foul mosque.
Israel will have to step up as a world leader. Barry Soetoro sure isn't.

Friday, September 25, 2009

The Other McCain: VIDEO: LOL at LGF! 'Some sort of desperate low-life smear merchant'#comment-form#comment-form

The Other McCain: VIDEO: LOL at LGF! 'Some sort of desperate low-life smear merchant'#comment-form#comment-form
RMS McCain fires another volley. having sunk the LGF Luxury liner, and the little green row boat, he now sets sits on the dingy full of dingbats. Johnson is off the reservation and off his rocker.
Another masterful post from the master of prose.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Four officers wounded in crazy violence.

First, I'm glad to see Police clearing drug dealers and thieves off the streets. The problems that come with drugs are what bring the robbers, thieves and swindlers out.
Second, it is tragic that four officers were wounded in the raid. Police work is dangerous. a simple traffic stoop can lead to a fatal altercation. charging the door of a suspected armed assailant is not my idea of a fun time.
Third, it could have been done a better way. a criminal in his home is on familiar turf. They often have battle plans of some sort as to what they will do, and how they will react. it has been sixteen years since Agents of the ATF stormed the gates at Wacko Texas. That worked out real well!
Officers today could take a page from Serpico. He dressed as a vagrant, a drunk, and camped in the hall of his targets building. when the guy came out of his apartment, the fourth or fifth time, he was no longer on guard against this seemingly harmless fool and Serpico was able to arrest him with out incident.
Almost any perp will leave his lair once or twice a day. There is no reason for a no knock unless human life is at risk. The perps will be less well armed out on the street. Be honest, its hard to hide an AK under sweat pants. They will not be on familiar ground, and a safe take down can be accomplished.
With no knocks, mistakes happen. Its rare, but they do. Officers in Florida once bust in on an elderly couple in the middle of the night. He defended his home as any one would do. he died for his valiant efforts.
Any one can kick in a door and yell COPS! it happened in Texas when a girl was kidnapped by drug thugs.
I want our police to behave in an honorable way. We don't need jackbooted thuggery to police America. Smarter policing is the key. Come on guys, you are bright fellows. Life is a chess game, not a brawl. Besides, with all the drugs the typical thug uses, they only have a few brain cells to combat you with. I want you alive so I can insult you when you deserve it, not dead so then I'd never dare speak ill.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I don't want to make this blog about Charles Johnson

Unfortunately, his total melt down is news.
Charles has banned people for their comments at other sites when he disagrees with them. That has long been part of his MO. Charles claims he is not tollerant of racists or racist comments, yet he seemingly approves of Kilgore Trout going on other blogs and posting racist comments. Charles mumbled a little, but KT was neither banned, nor put into time out. This shows that Charles approves of this horrible conduct.
That Charles became a leader among conservatives is sad. he is a marxist in the extreme. He lives off his minions, those foolish enough to hit his paypal button. He has used paypal information in his attacks on former posters.
Charles also uses selected minions to attack, ones with little or nothing to lose. These vague terms of racist are becoming old. We have a man in the White House who plays the race card at every opportunity, appoints an openly racist judge to the supreme court, and Charles defends him. Thats even more disgusting.
Other mainstream conservatives feel as I do.
Hopefully this will be my last post about princess charlie until he drops dead. Expect this post: Unrepentent Hate Blogger Charles Johnson found dead in his trailer. Sources in the LAPD confirm he was found after one of his last commenters known as Sharmuta reported he had not posted a new thread in over a week, nor banned the other commenter for disagreeing with her and down dinging her. Ice Weasel was unavailable for comment.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

The M1A




As the Art of War has progressed, the battle rifle of yesteryear often has become the sniper rifle of the next generation. That was the case with the 1903 and later, with the M-14. The M1A is the civilian version of the M-14. Nearly everything is the same except it does not have the parts for full auto.



Springfield armory developed an offset scope mount for the M-14. It is hammer fitted and is intended to remain with the rifle. It an be removed and remounted for cleaning and is supposed to retain its set.

The NERVE of those kids!

ACORN,that group of wholly honest but misunderstood group of voter organizers reports that Hannah Giles and James O'Keefe invaded thousands of their offices over a spread of four or more years to obtain those few videos. Doug Giles explains it better then I ever could.
Lets quit with the media lies already. ACORN is Another Corrupt Organization of Radical Neocommunists.
Hey, If I'm a neo con, literally a new conservative, these folks are new commies. they want to try again the things that have been proven to not work.

LGF Watch2

Adaptation of Race among the ruins by Gordon Lightfoot which in and of itself is appropriate for Charles.
You think you had the last laugh
Now you know this cant be true
Even though you banned me from your blog now
Sometimes you must feel blue
You make the best of each new day
You try not to be sad
Even though the sky falls down upon you
Call it midnight feelin bad
When you wake up to the promise
Of your dream world turnin red
With one less in your blogroll,
Was it someone that I read
Away you will go bikin
In a race among the ruins
If you plan to face tomorrow
Do it soon

The road to fame is littered
By the bones of other blogs
Who in the magic of the moment
Were turned into link hogs
You try to understand it
But you never seem to find
Any other explanation
Is just a bannable state of mind

When you wake up to the promise
Of your dream world turnin red
With one less in your blogroll
Was it someone that I read
Away you will go bikin
In a race among the ruins
If you plan to face tomorrow
Do it soon

So you open registration to the left
You know this cannot last
Even though Atari was your first love
From its archaic code you pass
Just think about the fools
Who by their virtue can be found
In a most unusual situation
Playin jester to you, clown

When you wake up to the promise
Of your dream world turnin red
With one less in your blogroll
Was it someone that I read
Away you will go bikin
In a race among the ruins
If you plan to face tomorrow
Do it soon


When you wake up in the mornin
And your blog has gone to hell
Just kilgore and Sharmuta
And a really nasty smell
The tip jar will be empty
And your ISP shuts down
And all the world will say
Charles Johnson, what a clown!

Friday, September 18, 2009

LGF Watch

The Internet has been all aflutter with articles about Charles Johnson and little green footballs. Conservative bloggers have posted a myriad of articles in the last few weeks about this, and many are wondering what has happened. No one knows except Charles.
Some would call this blog wars or flaming. Charles characterizes this as attacks on him and his blog.
In reality though, this is not the case. It is more akin to survivors contemplating why their best and greatest friend jumped off a bridge. In the post 9-11 world, Charles was an icon, an island of reason in a world of madness. Charles was the man who slapped by Islamic extremism went from quiet liberal to militant capitalist. A little known blog became a legend.
In the months leading up to the 2004 elections, as madness swirled about and no one could trust the main stream media, as accusations swirled about cyberspace and the air waves, one media outlet broke a story that could have rendered George W Bush a one term wonder. As Dan Rathers scoop leaked across the waves, leaks were made that misdirected many. Stories and speculation abounded until the moment that the memo was aired. The media and leftist blogs were on it like flies on honey. It became a tidal wave, a possible turning point for voters. In the midst of that flood, Charles Johnson rose like a pillar. He debunked the memo, thoroughly shredded it. His calm cool analysis stopped everything square in its tracks. Charles Johnson brought down perhaps the longest standing socialist media figure in American history.
That feat brought him glory and a following. A cult of people who began to hang on his every word. After several months, it got to be, at least on his blog, that Charles was master and always right. On those rare occasions when he commented, it was like the Pope, or some other great religious leader speaking, for some it was like Jesus.
But Charles Johnson is not Jesus. In fact, it would seem that Charles reviles Jesus with a passion. Eventually his mania, his self absorption led other bloggers to quietly slip away. Members of the Lizard Army began to revolt in small way. Charles would ban them with a terse "Get your own blog."
Many did. Some of them even picked names associated with Charles' blog to aid in attracting expatriates. The choice of names is not done to insult Charles, but out of respect for what he once stood for, much like calling a Ford truck a cowboy Cadillac.
As the bannings went from rare, to occasional to outrageous, speculation rose. Often when Charles would ban someone, he would delete their offending comment. In some cases, it was that they simply down dinged one of his posts, or a comment he made. His army turned into a mob of yes men. Maybe we should call them yes cowards.
Early on the bannings were people who made outrageous comments, often early in the morning or late at night. Their comment would be removed and their account terminated. We saw some of those comments. Some were beyond anything approvable. Now though it is for things that are unbelievable unless you see them.
In some cases Charles has whipped out the entire account of the offender. That is sad, and a loss to the blog world. Many of those people were good folk who disagreed, not monsters seeking or demanding the over throw of the government.
Charles has also banned people for comments they made at other blogs.
Last night, Killgore trout went onto another blog and flamed them. It was despicable! As of my last check at LGF, Charles had yet to ban KT. This confirms his approval of this idiocy.
Charles, you have turned into a scoundrel. Shame on you. You mention an increase in traffic. Don't you understand? It is spectators seeking gore watching you devolve into a fool.

Hannah Giles Nude? in a Bikini?

Who cares? Want more? Go here. As for me, that gal is good enough dressed to make a porn addict put away Hustler forever. From what I understand via reading RSMCCAIN, if I were to some how obtain pics of Hannah in a bikini, or even less attired, there is a good chance that he would pay me a visit. Seriously, he would, and he would not harm me, restrain me, or ridicule me in any way. What he would do is obtain a full photographic documentary of Hannah personally dismantleing me, tacking whats left to a fence post, and her dad plinking away every last hair from my head with his famous marksmanship.
Sorry folks, I'm crazy, not stoopid.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Little Green Footballs Delinked

When I started this blog, I considered whether or not to link to LGF. I had a lot of respect for Charles and his work regarding the TANG memos and rathergate. it is, or at least was a popular blog.
My decision to not link him was based on his constant attacks on creationists and Christians. Instead I linked the blog of the banned.
Of Late, I've noticed that he has gone bat shit crazy, and as a result many blogs are delinking him. When I stopped by Michelle malkin this morning, I saw that she too had finally pulled the plug on him.
I hate to say it, but Charles won't wake up, he is in a downward spiral and dragging a lot of conservative folks down with him. He is doing more damage to conservatives as people continue to regard him as a conservative blog. he isn't. he is now way left of center, drunk on his own self.
Its sad.
Charles needs to figuratively get out of mommies basement and get a real job. I know they are rare in California, but he can do it. A dose of reality would do him some good.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sign the petition.

Lets send a message to the companies that bowed to color of change and are kowtowing the white house line rather then sticking up for truth.

New keyboard


We have the newest and greatest keyboard. This is the ultimate one for you lefty bloggers and especially for Charles Johnson. I found this at Don Surber, but noted a flaw in the layout which I corrected.
Enjoy.

Several spelling oddities.

Did you know:

· That the words “race car” spelled backward says “race car.”

· That “eat” is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense “ate.”

· And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells out: “Go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking jerk-offs and take those hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, smelly rag head bastards with you.”

How weird is that?

A Geography lesson

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by a couple of nuts.

THE END.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Warning!!! Red neck joke

What do you have if you have 32 rednecks in a row?

A full set of teeth.

Friday, September 11, 2009

9-11-01

Never ever EVER forget.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Elmo sez Go ahead Punk, make my Day


Tonight's howitzer for the hand is the famous Smith & Wesson model 29. Dirty Harry Callihan was a hero to me when I was a kid. Something about the image of a man with a gun big enough to blow your head clean off hooked me. Over the years a wide range of guns have surpassed the 44 magnum in power and size, yet this weapon remains an icon, an image of rebellion against the system when the system is broke, corrupt, or just doesn't work.



I first fired a 29 while in the service. One of the guys in our barracks was well regarded as an expert on weapons. he had to keep his private arsenal locked in the arms room. It consisted of a 29, a Highway patrolman, a Walther PPK and a shotgun of some sort. Well, one fine spring day, we had some down time and decided it was right and proper to go ventilate a few beer cans out along range road. My friends .44 had a 4 inch pipe IIRC, and that equated to a lot of felt recoil. He had been to Pat's pawn and Gun, the famous store on the eastern edge of Ft. Riley KS for his ammo, and Pat Livingston sold him the hottest stuff he had. maybe not such a good move. by the time we had emptied the first box, my friend was flinching pretty bad. When I wrapped my fist around the grips, I was hooked though, and started my search for my Dirty Harry Special. I found it several months later, an 8 3/8 barrel with classic shoulder holster.


Now as for Elmo, there is a reason he is armed. My grandkid seems to think it A-OK to just up and poke poor Elmo right in his guts. This has the poor fellar convulsing on the floor, sometimes for several minutes.


Seriously though, I'd like to create an off shoot of Elmo called tickle me Mr. T. remember him from A team? The big black fellow with the strange haircut and an attitude that would scare the KKK into brown soiled sheets. Yes, him! incorporate his attitude, hair style and lyrics into the doll. When you touch him he begins his moves but accompanied to a line along this: " What the heck you doin pokin me in the stomach? You want me to show you the other end of that finger? I'll stick it some place the sun aint never gonna shine. Hiya hiya. Try that again sucka, I dare ya I dare ya, I double dawg Dare ya Punk!


That would sure beat figgle giggle fall down giggle again again again.

Americans today are safer then they were one year ago

And we have Barry Soetoro and the dems to thank. Smith & Wesson, a corporation famous for their simple small yet effective home protection systems reported a Record Quarterly Net Income of $12.6 Million, a 458% gain. So while Auto makers, Banks and small businesses fail, Our health and health care remain in jeopardy, our retirement accounts dwindle to zero, and the circus in Washington disgusts rather then entertains, we are safer in our homes. Gun sales have tapered off from the 1 million applications a month but remain high. Every transaction accounts for a least one gun sold.
Dang! that reminds me, I haven't gotten a gun in a long while. Wife says I have enough, what we need more of is ammo.

Charles at LGF begging for money

Apparently blogging from mama's basement isn't very profitable. makes me wonder if Charles is actually Denny's pet, haha. Makes me wonder, is Sharmuta really Sally?

Makes me wonder.

Some one spoke the truth last night

And it wasn't Barry Soetoro. Joe Wilson, a South Carolina Republican spoke the truth when he called the president a liar. It seems that word of truth enraged the house dems, and may have unified them. We may get stuck with Hell care reform after all.
Shame on John McInsane for demanding Wilson's apology. The man spoke the truth, something the president does not do, and McInsane seems unfamiliar with.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Did anybody get the message?

Congress is now back in session, and thats not necessarily good news for America. The Dems are determined to move forward with the destruction of health care in America, and it seems they have the votes to do it. It will be four years before we can undo this mess. We will need a super majority in congress to do it before then to over ride an Obamanation veto. There will be a lot of damage to the American health care system as a result. Chances are we will slip from the #1 slot. Don't fool your self. Some preach that we are not the best in hte world, they are liars. America has been the leader for decades. We are the place people come for neded treatments. When a small town in Montana is better equiped to handle a crisis pregnancy then any place in Canada, you know who is tops there. Mexican citizens have been slipping accross the border into california for years to get good treatment. Americans go to Mexico for herbal remedies and goofball drugs. The health systems in Europe handle numbers diffrently. They have to to prevent an uprising. Children who would get NICU treatment in the USA are left to die in England. The citizens there are beginning to revolt, but they are subjects of the state. We are not. We do not have to tollerate our elected representatives treating us like subjects. revolt at the ballot box, they can only stuff so much.
We need ot make the 2010 elections a sweep, throw out all the veteran incumbants, and cull the freshman class. That is how our system is supposed to work, lets make it work for us again.
A few more years of the present BS, and it will be Commiegress.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Obama Care on the Ropes

23 Blue dogs have said they will not support the presidents health care take over. While not enough to kill it out right in the house, it spells trouble for the bill. maybe Barry will get the message and end this garbage. a majority of Americans think its a bad idea. Health care has been a Communist ticket item since I was a kid. It has fail for the most part up till now. What is really needed to protect our health care and keep it afordable is tort reform. let see, Liars err lawyers reforming their own, Never happen. You know it, I know it.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Some ones gotta say it.

This guy was a political watermellon, green on the outside, red on the inside. All he did was make me want to spit. Yes, I detest waterlemons, almost as much as I hate commies.
If anyone lacks a clue about what barry Soetoro aka Obama is all about, just look at his long list of close associates, An America hating preacher, A terrorists turned indoctrinator, tax cheats, and the list goes on. Van Jones was is an avowed communist. his mission in life, the destruction of capitalism which Mickey Moore(on) says is evil.
The bad part though is that barry will appoint another crook, just as bad as Van, but with a better built closet. In our age of 24 hour news and continuous coverage of eveything, many Americans will have forgotten this monster by November 2010.
Are you ACTIVE? if oyu believe in the Constitution, Thats having read it understand it and agree with it, why not join?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Don't TAZE me bro

These kinds of articles are becoming all too prevalent, A kid is tazed at school after becoming unruly. Since it is a juvenile, we are not given a lot of details. I know we had unruly kids when I was young, and I've heard stories about kids from my parents era, but it seems things are getting worse, or am I wrong?
The thing that seems to be lacking is parental involvement. Many kids today are being raised in single parent households. I there is a step parent present, most take the hands off approach because its HER kid. One woman I know,a former coworker, divorced, three kids, remarried kids grown and gone. One night one of the kids got in trouble, it made the paper. Seems her husband said something about it, and not favorable of the kid. the next night when he returned home, his stuff was in the drive way and a sheriff's patrol arrived shortly to escort him away. When I heard about what had happened, I walked over to her and struck up a conversation. (You can see where this is going, can't you?)
As we talked, I swung the subject to kids, then let fly; " Man your kids have turned out to be a pack of hoodlums, haven't they?" (the other two were on probation.)
She had a totally shocked look on her face, and I got no reply. About a week later, I was working on her work system and she commented that I had the same attitude as her husband and the kids dad.
Funny that, kids need discipline.
Back to the subject here. Its hard to be a single parent, and harder still when both parents are involved with the kid. If one disciplines the little shit, then the kid gets obnoxious and wants to live with the other one. The parents spend a ton of time being Disney dads and moms instead of parents. My first wife was like that even when we were married.
Its hard, but even single parents need to be disciplinarians as well as nurturers. Kids need the line as much as they need the love, and the one who grow up with out one or the other turn out as problem adults.
There are a lot of fingers that can be pointed here, but the solution needs to start with our court system.
1. Don't allow divorce when children are in the home except under extreme circumstances.
2. In cases where divorce is granted, require both parents to be involved in raising the child. Do away with child support payments except in cases where one parent is totally unfit to be around the kids, or refuses to have anything to do with the kids. That should be incentive enough to keep dad in the picture. To keep nuisance accusations down, only admit cases where the parent has been prosecuted and found guilty. Since this will result in false accusations, make false accusations or coerced accusations grounds for termination of all rights. You file a false claim, you will never see your child again, bottom line.
3. Arrest judges and prosecutors who target parents for spanking their kids. Contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a felony, and that's what they are doing.
4. Design a paddle that can measure physical strike force and have it present in the court. When a child is brought up, require the parent to spank them using the paddle. Set a standard of 100 lbs force per year of the child, so a fifteen year old gets 1500 lbs of spanking, then make the parent administer it. subtract ten lbs from every blow, and when the parent is done, have the same number of blows administered by the bailiff to the parent. So if it takes you thirty blows to get to 1500 lbs, you are going to get thirty strokes, and you can bet the bailiff won't be gentle.
Now understand, I'm pulling numbers out of a hat here. It very well may be that a normal paddling would be a lot harder. In that case set the number so it would be double the normal force of a spanking blow times the age of the child.
5. If mama, or papa come into court and says their brat is an angel, double the punishment dealt the parent.
Our system has let these kids down. No, correction, it has sabotaged their lives, and in so doing our society.