Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Of course we won't hear Thanks Obama

Chuck the schmuck Schumer is whining that Barry is not getting any credit for the economic recovery we have experienced since President Trump started shaking things up. The only thing Barry did was waste trillions which now need to be paid back to some body.
In a manner of speaking though, President Trump does owe a lot to Barry. First, Barry was a total incompetent, so the damage he did which was intentional was not complete enough to prevent recovery. Barry funneled billions to his cronies. Whether we are talking The Oracle of Omaha, or George Soros, they all got kick backs thanks to his divisiveness. Obamacare was on the brink of ruining the health care system. Another term, HiLlARy's, and the damage might have been irreversible. Jobs? China and other communist hell holes got a boon because American businesses fled the nation. They are now coming back.
Second, Barry made it bad enough that any moderate recovery would look like the end of the great depression minus a major war. We have a long way to go though and a lot of obstructionist liberal communists to overcome to get back the lost ground. The goal is not to recover to the economy we had when George W Bush was President, the goal is the one we had when Worthless Willie was stopped from mucking thing up. We need a new contract with America, and we need to get rid of the liberal commies and the slightly less liberal rinos infesting Washington.
And as for Chuckie, he can go pound sand.

Make it the opening statement of the SOTU

President Trump is now in possession of the Nunes memo describing the vast corruption in abbreviated detail that infests much of the government from the DOJ to the IRS. Given that the State of the Union is imminent, I think this would be an awesome opportunity to present it to the public.
I believe we know what is contained in the memo although it is probable the level of corruption is worse than even I can imagine. Since every network will be locked on and focused for the SotU, read it up front, then with out comment, move on to the other issue that we as a nation must face and deal with in 2018.
GOD, bless President Trump.

Monday, January 29, 2018

So do something

Deputy director of the FBI Andrew McCabe is "stepping down" hours after Acting Director Christopher Wray reviewed the memo detailing FBI and DOJ abuse of the FISA in investigating President Trump, and the obvious attempts to overthrow the government. Congress today voted to release the memo to the public and show the level of corruption that is present in the government. We have known it for quite some time, I expect the revelation will make our expectations pale, maybe even mine.
The big issue though is what are they going to do about it? Lois Lehrner should have been sent to prison for her role in impeding TEA party patriots in 2012. Instead she was allowed to get a pension on OUR dime. Now McCabe is about to get the same treatment. This is bullshit. These people should get a short rope, a tall pole, and air dancing lessons stat. Same for all the plotters who are part of The DOJ and especially the ones on Mule ears team.
It is my belief that if we shook out every rug, a good number of congress critters could be headed to jail as well. Debbie What's-her-name-sluts is high on my list of people I believe should be thoroughly investigated especially given her role in suppressing support for Bernie and promoting HiLlARy in the communist primaries. That right there shows how bad they are.
As for old HiLlARy, I've said it elsewhere, ship her and worthless Willie and their spawn to Haiti. Political exile. Put GPS trackers on them so if they try to leave, we can send a drone strike to seal them in. Send Asshole Donna Brazzle along with them.
None of that will happen. after a few rounds of chest pounding, this matter will go to some congressional committee to die an ugly death due to neglect.
We elected President Trump. It is a stop gap at beast if we don't make serious and permanent changes to the swamp. We have had years of meaningless BS from the republicans in Congress. The investigation of Benghazi is a farce. The leaks about HiLlARy and her various exploits at SoS should have resulted in an arrest and conviction by now, but Trey Goudy has failed US. Us, U.S.
Washington has been a gold mine for these politicks. All the while, we have gotten the SHAFT.
Time for another march on Washington. This time we should take pitch forks.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Lets do this

There is a whirlwind in Washington these days. President Trump stirred up a  Storm Royal when he ended the unconstitutional DACA, and sent congressional aids scurrying like rats.
Amnesty for all has been the end game for democrats and establishment republicans for years. Decades? Probably. The sparring though has been because communist posturing has created an atmosphere where most of them would become instant democraps for at least two voter cycles. That is a hard hit when you consider the back and forth, and what happened when dems got enough control to force Oblowmecare through. Republicans were on the brink when an election in Virginia gave them a wake up call from hell.
Unlimited, unconditional amnesty would be the death of America. We have so many third world criminals now, and any move that looked like Amnesty would spark a tidal wave of the worst kind.
Among the millions already here are a lot of bad scum. We have MS-13 gangs, rapists, goat molesters and murderers who really need to be loaded in a B-52, then salted into the Atlantic, something we will never do. There are also plenty of good people. Arrived illegally, yes, but considering what they saw as choices, I do not blame them. Mexico, Central America, and a lot of other places are shit holes run by folks of the same mind as Moonbeam Jerry Brown. Many of these illegals get up every morning, go to a low paying job, work hard, save, keep a low profile, and dream of the day their children will have a better life.
I will take a hard working minimum wage illegal from Mexico any day over a socialist indoctrinated highly educated elitist from India. Most of the peasantry have Christian values. The elitists have their caste system, and view most Americans as untouchables. Why would we wan that here?
We have a problem here today with our kids and an entitlement mentality. Kids want the pay and perks of dad, never mind he worked twenty years to achieve them. That leaves a lot of hard physical labor jobs open. Having worked in the construction industry for many years, I have seen how fast hard work thins the ranks. Couple that with the welfare state the commies created, and Houston, we have a problem. We also are having smaller families meaning fewer young people to fill the shoes being vacated in the work force. When you factor in the many mistakes made by government, it is easier to see why we as a nation are in decline. Yes, we are in decline. Just like Rome, just like every empire that has ever risen up to a position of dominance.
Getting back to the subject,  we need to decide as a nation whether we want immigrants. We can reverse many of the problems facing our nation by simple things, like ending welfare, making both parents equally responsible for the care and rearing of children. No absentee dads, no unknown fathers accepted. If a woman cannot provide a name for the sperm donor, take the kid and place it in a home with two parents. Kids need a mother for love and nurture. They need a father for guidance and discipline. Sill, the decline in births is a critical problem. We either shrink on the world stage, or import workers to do the jobs. Automation can only accomplish so much.
Many of the people coming here from Mexico and parts south are hard working folks. Not all, and probably not a majority, but enough to meet many of our needs. Whether we want them as permanent residents is immaterial, the folks here in 1870 didn't want Irish Italian and Polish immigrants either. Frankly, we are a nation of immigrants and the descendants of immigrants, and most of those immigrants were the outcasts, dregs of society. Very few of the European elite migrated here, and even less from other regions. The elite we got were the black sheep sons of the wealthy who banished a misbehaving child rather than have them in prison.
We don't know a lot about the indians who migrated here, but if history is any indication, they too were looking for something better, possibly chased off by a warring group in Asia, possibly a couple who eloped and had to flee daddy. They didn't bring a lot of Asian culture with them, just the bare necessities. In any case, America was not settled by the cream of nobility so lets not get on any high horse.
The United States has a separate and distinct culture. While much of our heritage is from Europe, we have also stolen the better parts from Asia, Africa, and from the Native people. Our language, though called English, is nothing like what they speak in jolly olde London. They positively gag when we speak. We have words adapted from the French, German Spanish, many of the indian tribes, and a whole bunch we made up on our own.
Taking in the hard working poor and giving them opportunity is what has made us great. We have been a test bed for invention from the start, and unless the liberals have their way, we will continue to lead in innovation in every field.
I want to get the ball rolling in Washington. Lets get the wall funded and construction started. That is today, job #1.
While the gate is being put on the pig pen, lets start sorting the catch. Lots of people point to identity theft and say they are all criminals. Run any stop lights lately?  Lets be serious not stupid. We need to clearly identify the ones who are thieves rapists, killers drug dealers etc. Today may not be the day   to send them south, they will be back before the plane is refueled. Still, knowing who they are and where they are is an important step. They should be in prison, but liberal courts don't do that very often, do they?
I feel we should be sending back the felons and welfare rats. If we start now on a system of identification, it will be easier later. Offer a temporary amnesty, two years, but they must show proof of being here on January 1, 2017 to qualify. Get them an ID card, and a tax ID number. Makes tracking easier, even with the ones we plan to ship back. Make sure they all know that if they do not have an ID by December of 2018, their chances of remaining, if caught are exactly zilch. We know who all the DACA rats are, they all got registered by Barry. That makes the round up a little easier.

To sum up, what I want to see coming from the POTUS, is a plan to register all aliens, and provide temporary work permits to start a database so we can track them better when it comes time to sort and ship. Once the wall is up, we can decide how to deal with the ones here. After that, tax remittances to Mexico and all the other countries to pay for the wall and reduce America's trade deficit.
 Before you hate on me, consider this. If the democrats had managed to steal the election for HiLlARy, and she had continued the policies of Barry, how far would you have gone to provide for your family?

Oops


Saturday, January 27, 2018

Why would anyone fly United?

The worlds WORST airline is unquestionably United. From beating down doctors to killing world record rabbits, the folks at United take the cake.
The latest insanity from the airline that doesn't care comes from Pueblo Colorado where Carrol Amrich, in a bid to see her dying mother was booked on United by a friend. When they attempted to bump her up, United canceled the ticket resulting in Carrol's mother passing away with out the daughter having a chance to be there.
Nice move United. Friendly skies, MY ASS!

Redneck mailbox

H/T JD Seller

Chicago eat your heart out

The United States has some shit holes, Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, Washington and New Orleans come easily to mind, but none of them compare with Mexico's Tijuana. With 1732 murders last year, they easily put America's murder incorporated to shame. The pace is continuing into 2018. At least 132 homicides took place in the first 23 days.
Build. The. WALL!

Friday, January 26, 2018

Desperation

The GOP congressional investigation is escalating as the "Russian Probe" reaches desperation stage. Mule-ears leaked plans to question President Trump. Don Surber opined that Trump should do the interview live on Television, and limit it to one hour.
For my part, I disagree. If this were a genuine investigation, I would agree. It is not. This is a witch hunt designed to over  throw a duly elected government, a coup if you prefer. Mueller is not an honest investigator. The former top corrupt cop made a disaster of the anthrax investigation shortly after 9-11-01. His keystone kop partner, Commie err Comey, was picked to replace him. The same Comey who allowed corruption and political intrigue to stop the investigation of a true corrupt connection to Russia and other foreign players, the Clinton E-mail scandal. Mueller is not an honest investigator by any stretch.
Mueller started off by packing his "team" with the most partisan hacks in the FBI and DOJ. Two, FBI Agent Peter Strzok and DOJ liar err lawyer, Lisa Page, were caught red handed and exposed for their corruption. Convince me the rest are clean, Mueller knew what he was getting when he chose them.
Contrary to Politico's headline, the special council is getting desperate. A full year on, they have given us nothing. The only connections to Russia have come by way of the congressional probe which has shown that HiLlARy traded American Uranium assets for bribes called donations to the Clinton Global(ist) initiative. I personally believe that Former teleprompter reader Barry was in this as well, all the way up to George Soros' knuckles.
Is it ironic that some of the people involved were involved also in the white wash garbage done by Commie? The people behind this are NGOs, people who are spreading cash and wanting a prime return. President Trump, and his platform stand as a barrier to their best laid plans. More than that, they are at risk of their deep state plans being exposed for all to see.
So where do we go from here? It might be time to put the FBI on the shelf so to speak, turn every agent with political aspirations out to pasture and start over. Many of those who worked on the cover up of Clinton should be prosecuted and stripped of all benefits. 20 years in the FBI? Sorry you wasted it, no retirement, no severance pay. A felony conviction on their record and shipped off to GITMO where terrorists belong.
When we then repopulate the FBI, bar from consideration people who attended marxist universities. strip the globalist influence away completely. In fact, I would suggest that the FBI recruit solely from the ranks of the military.  Chose from a cadre of people who are committed to America, patriotic and loyal to the nation, not hacks beholden to a political party or the people who seek to control it.
I would also limit the power the FBI has. Investigative assistance, no SWAT style hostage rescue, no authority to arrest, investigate, then pass the information to the DOJ who evaluates it and if an arrest is warranted, hands it to the U.S. Marshals, the Constitutional law enforcement body.

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Goes a thousand times further than what the dems were offering...

Debbie What's-her-name Sluts is dissing on the bonuses given by corporations now that a business tax cut has been passed. As we all know, many businesses responded to the tax cut by giving their employees bonuses. Thousand dollar bonuses in many cases.
The former chair witch of the communist party who resigned after it was leaked that she helped screw rank and file members victims of stupidity by getting HiLlARy nominated is upset. Can't have an old white guy, even a staunch commie like Sanders leading the party of diversity.
She is upset about the trickle down from the Trump tax plan. She said, "I'm not sure that $1,000 goes very far for anyone." What were the commies offering??? California is so mad about it that they are confiscating half of the savings Companies there would get.
Nancy P. Lousy is in the same frame of mindless, she is calling them crumbs. The commies weren't even offering that were they? Some one help me, what benefit did we get from Barry and company in the last eight years besides not being able to keep our doctor?
Tired of the winning? No, just tired of the whining. Deb and San Fran Nan need to put a plug in it. One fresh from a Fulsom Street fairy.

Monday, January 22, 2018

BWAHAHAHAHA

Its almost funny. The Vikings had a chance to play the superbowl at home and blew it....Again.
They used to be my favorite team. Growing up in Minnesota, cheering for the Vikings is a hard habit to break.
Oh well, there always used to be next year.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

The Pledge

Maybe the No Fans Left could learn something from Red Skelton.

Thought for the day

No, this isn't going to become a regular feature, I just saw a few of these I like and figured I'd post them.

Friday, January 19, 2018

The Schumer shut down

It looks like the demonicRATS are going to shut every thing down again. Is any one shocked? As usual, the propaganda arm known as the media will be blaming republicans for being so heartless and not funding DACA criminals. 2016 saw a paradigm shift as voters turned their backs on the legacy media who had become merely a mouth piece for the communist leaning democrats.
Looking back at the Bush years, we saw many attacks in the press go unanswered and unexplained. We got one side of the story, and no move was made to set the record straight. Think about the Scooter Libby conviction aka Plamegate. Valerie Plame was not a covert agent. Her identity was revealed by none other than her husband, yet once her name was in the media, the dems used it to attack President Bush, VP Cheney, and republicans in general. The narrative was shifted from the content of the memo delivered by Joe Wilson and instead focused on one side, all lies, about Plame. All the while, Bush and company did nothing to set the record straight.
When Candidate Trump decided to run, he immediately came under withering attack from all points. Establishment republicans didn't want him, they feared him more than a Clinton presidency. The press, from the most liberal HuffPO to Fox turned on him and savagely attacked. At every false accusation, fair weather republicans jumped ship faster than a song bird singing in Hanoi.
President Trump's recourse was to use socialist media against them. Twitter, the liberal mpcking means became his weapon of choice, and he wielded it better than a Gladiator wielding a sword and shield.
Now as the clock ticks down to another democrat shut down, the question surfaces, will the liberal media be able to batter republicans with it like they have in times past? Only if Twitter closes The Real Donald Trump down.
Real conservatives gave the liberals a sound trouncing in 2016. We need to use the rinse and repeat strategy this year and send even more communists home to stay. Let Schumer shut down government. All that really means is Tax payers get saved a little money. lets drag this out until the election in November. any bets that dems flip the House? Given the economy, the only thing they will flip is the bird as the voters let them know who's the boss.

Lesson for the day

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Super Bowl tickets

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th.
They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game.
What he didn't realize when he bought them last year was that it's on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's Church at 3 p.m. Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck.
She'll be the one in the white dress.
My wife says I can't go.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

This is a problem how?

The PC left has decreed that only disabled persons should portray disabled persons in movies. I personally don't have a problem with this. #1, I don't go to movies. I'll be damned if my hard earned money is going to support a bunch of America hating ass wipes who are over paid and under skilled.
Besides, from my perspective, this decision only eliminates a small hand full of actors since most of them are paralyzed from the neck up. It's not like Hollyweird is boycotting Sean Penn or Robert Dezero these days.

Cover story

What is being reported in the news as meteors in Michigan was actually liberal heads exploding after the White House surgeon reported that President Trump is in excellent health.
Seen reports on several sites. I guess the newsy folks in Chiraq took this worse than expected.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Next up, pay her again because the boys slept with her?

A teen with gender identity problems just received a pay off because she thinks that since she identifies as a boy, she should be allowed to sleep with the boys, shower with the boys etc. The school district, realizing that the courts are off the rails, decided to not gamble with even bigger costs and settled for $800,000, the majority of which her liars err lawyers will pocket.
Now Ash gets to bed with the boys on school over night outings. That ash has a vagina is immaterial, in the eyes of blind moronic justice, she is a he. What happens when a couple of the boys with testicles and hormones in over drive decide that Ash's vagina is prime picking since they will be seeing it in the showers? You can bet your ass the school will be on the hook for another few hundred thousand.
Too bad they can't pass the cost on to the seventh circus. Actions have consequences, and bad judicial decisions can be disasters.

Monday, January 15, 2018

A GREAT plan

AirBnB has announced that they will invest $100,000 to advertise rentals in "shithole" countries. If there is a bright spot in this mess about Turban Durbin telling folks President trump referred to Haiti and a few other shit holes as shit holes, this may be it.
Liberals will flock to the chance to show Trump up by vacationing in shit holes. Imagine a thousand idiots trekking to Haiti for a brief vacation, then getting mugged by the locals. plus, the host unit turns out to be little more than a dumpster with a door, and you have a reality check that only a die hard liberal could not learn from.
Yup, liberals using their carbon crud to travel to Shit holes. At least they will have the beaches mostly to themselves.

Torn

Let me tell you, this has been hard. According to what information I can find on line, no member of the Minnesota Vikings has taken a knee. The Vikings are in the play offs, and will host the Stupid Bowl, possibly becoming the first team to play (and lose) the super bowl at home.
I have been a Vikings fan as long as I can remember. It was Fran Tarkington and those other teams. Growing up in Minnesota, it would have been a criminal offense to cheer any other team.
It is a struggle, but there is no way that I will lend a moments support to the NFL now that antipatriotism is their cause de jour.
A big piece of me still cheers that they beat the kneeling inSaints. Part of me want them to win the Super Bowl, part of me wants it to be canceled for lack of interest. Given that ratings are down but not drastically enough, the game is still on, unlike the last regular season Sunday night game.
Addictions are hard to beat. I thought I was fine until I saw on Breitbart that they had shellacked New Orleans. This is like having a cigarette after not smoking for two weeks, and its been two seasons since I watched a stinking game.
Oh well, Go Vikings and GO TO HELL NFL

Good fortune?

Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this,
so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a
violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the
woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

Thought for the day


Sunday, January 14, 2018

Understanding age


SENIOR PARACHUTE CLUB


Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me AGAIN, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
 

"Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellows.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 86-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Shithole City... Got it

According to legend, Chicago was founded by an immigrant from Hispaniola, modern day Haiti. Jean Baptiste Point du Sable, the first settler, is of unknown history. Juliette Magill Kinzie, who never met Point du Sable, claimed it in her writings about him. It must be true, Barry was born in Hawaii.
After the debunked claim about President Trump calling Haiti a shit hole, many liberals, lacking brains, jumped on the lie as a means to attack our President. UselessToday reports that the residents of Chicago are jumping to defend the lies spread by their senator, Dick Turban Durbin.
Thanks Chiraq, for pointing out  that there are places in the United States nearly as bad as shit hole Haiti. One of them is you. Others are easy to spot, democrat leadership? Shithole. They go together like coffee and creamer.
There are a lot of shit holes in the world. It is not the geography that makes them shit holes, it is the people. Why would we want to bring the worst of humanity here? If they want to live in squalor, they will. If they want to improve their lot in life, they have every opportunity right where they are. Right next door is the Dominican Republic. While not the best shining example, it is head and shoulders above Haiti. Same island, same climate, same genetics, the only thing different is the attitude of the people. Dominicans chose to not be a shit hole.
Syria is another shit hole. Right next door is Israel. There are many examples in the world. Chicago can embrace Haiti for all I care. They can all move to Haiti and help them. Make Rahm honorary President, he can't be much worse than Baby Doc.... Can he?

Thought for the day


Saturday, January 13, 2018

Terrible

What is the worst thing about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

You have to go inside and ask for a coat hanger

Worse

A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?" "No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

Now the bad news

September is going to see a record number of births in Hawaii as residents today went into absolute panic about a false report of inbound ballistic missiles. Many residents, believing the end was upon them opted for one last quickie, and since tomorrow was canceled, left the condoms in the drawer.
The best pick up line for fifteen minutes was, "excuse me, I've never been with a man/woman before, and I'd kinda like to know what sex is really like before I get turned to a crispy critter."
Clinics throughout Honolulu are reporting exaustion of supplies of morning after pills, and stocks from the mainland will not be delivered until Tuesday, too late to be of any benefit.

Baaaad

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. 
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"       
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."       
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess."       
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"       
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"       
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"       
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!”

Watergate on steroids?

Modern history is full of examples where an elected government sought to eliminate control of the people by any means necessary. I used Watergate as an example, but it is not even close. Nixon spied on the democrats, but he did not use that information to spread lies, nor did he attempt to entrap them for purposes of undermining the credibility of their candidates.
Maybe a better comparison is the Reichstag fire that Hitler used to seize total control of the government in Germany.
As I look at the totality of the situation in the 2016 election, I see that the dems intended to one better Hitler. Hitler seized control and remained in office until his death.  The dem plan was to create the illusion of republican government while maintaining complete control. Something similar to Cuba, but with a succession of party hacks instead of continuous votes for Fidel.
The crimes in the election of 2016, and possibly in 2012 were a concerted effort to maintain party control and eliminate competition especially from any one with nationalist views. Reviewing the field of contenders, were any of the republican also rans truly conservative? If you look at the totality of he evidence compiled by the folks at CTH, it is clear, at least to me, that the plan by the uniparty was to select the runner up. Republicans, at least the power brokers, wanted to control the party to ensure that certain elements of the globalist democrat/ communist agenda were put in place and kept in place. They wanted obamAA- care, TPP, and invasion amnesty. They were willing collaborators, the K-street gang, and many members of Congress whom President Trump had to overcome, and now has to work with.
The Swamp had a carefully laid plan, fill the roster with so many candidates that the primary was hopeless, then sacrifice them at critical times through strangulation of funding so that players would be forced to ditch after their usefullness ended. Then have Jeb Bush rise to the top and take the nomination. His low energy style contrasted to HiLlARy's low energy would have made a nothingburger campaign, and the swamp would have coronated it's first real female candidate, one with more balls than Barry, but even single cell organisms have more balls than Barry.
Then along came Donald J Trump. The uniparty does not like outsiders, especially ones who are smart, tough, and oppose their planned seizure of control.
We now know that the Steele Dossier was funded by HiLlARy's campaign. They did not do it alone though, a clear trail shows that John McCain was involved in feeding it to Washington. I guess he hasn't changed much since he sang like a canary for the North Vietnamese. Makes me grateful he did not win in 2008 even if the other choice was a SCoaMF puppet of nazi George Soros.
That the FBI and DOJ under ObamAA- were willing participants in this plot double angers me. Organizations that were created to protect America from communist usurpation are instead enabling communist usurpation. But it's not Russia so it's ok?
Brother, it is Russia. The spy whom the Trump campaign was set up with was a foreign agent who was not supposed to be allowed into the United States. Barry's State Department allowed her in, no, brought her in for one purpose only, to create the illusion that the Trump campaign was working with the Soviets who were in reality working with HiLlARy. Why? They were in bed with her. Millions of bribery dollars disguised as donations to the Clinton Charity had been passed. In exchange, they got Uranium rights in America, and cheap access to the top of government. You can rest assured that had she won, they would have held that over her head and beaten us with it.
Contrast the methodology in the two campaigns. Donald Trump was on the trail tirelessly campaigning. he held rallies, he traveled the nation meeting with us, the voters. Nearly every day saw him in one place or another, then jetting back to New York to meet with corporate executives and keep his many business interests running like well oiled machines.
Cankles on the other hand barely campaigned at all. her appearances were marked by fits and starts that gave rise to serious concerns that she was not healthy  enough to be on the trail, let alone lead the nation. We saw her flip out in seizures, be tossed like a slab of beef into her cambulance, and wearing glasses that implied serious health issues. Her real method, her path to victory was ti undermine Donald Trump. The riots at his many events, the women who accused him of sexual misconduct, these were but the tip of the iceberg. Now we are seeing so much more.
Eight years of ObamAA- allowed the communists to weaponize our government against us. The IRS choked campaign organizations that were true grass roots reformers. The DOJ and FBI colluded to stop Donald trump from being elected, and then set out to foil the inaguration, and for the last year, some in that cabal have continued to undermine our government and thwart the will of We the People.
I'm mad. I want heads to roll. I want every person who worked for the government and participated in this outrage punished, stripped of their position, jailed and finally stripped of their retirement and citizenship. I want  the leaders to hang. A needle isn't good enough in my opinion. A firing squad is too quick. I want them taken out, a noose fitted, and then to see them hoisted, hanging, flaying in the last moments until asphyxiation renders them unconscious, and death ultimately reunites them with Satan, their master in hell.
I want Justice. I demand it.

Thought for the day


Thursday, January 11, 2018

Big shoes...Filled

Back in 1964, The Duke was a popular figure. The hard nosed, no nonsense style coupled with a striking stature made Marion Mitchell Morrison,s stage name a household one. 53 years later, a man who bears that name is living up to it. John Wayne Troxell is the current serving CSM of the United States Army, and he has a message for ISIS as tough as the image of the man whose name he bears, Surrender, or die.
“However, if they choose not to surrender, then we will kill them with extreme prejudice, whether that be through security force assistance, by dropping bombs on them, shooting them in the face, or beating them to death with our entrenching tools. Regardless, they cannot win, so they need to choose what it’s going to be.”
Col. Mike Kirby would be proud. So would LTC Vandervoort, military leaders played by John Wayne.
In closing may I say, Thank you CSM Troxell for your service. I wish our kids idolized men like you rather than the thugs in the NFL.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Some things are beyond sick

A drag queen, sure, they are sick, a man dressing up in women's cloths used to be pretty bizarre. These days, common as the cold. What about a nine year old drag queen?
The nine-year-old drag queen who goes by the name “Queen Lactatia,”struck pinup-style poses wearing a sequin onesie to advertise the store which specializes in erotic, fetish, and BDSM clothing.
This abomination is being sponsored by House of Mann owner, Brandon Hilton, and has used the child as the cover "girl" for his erotic gay clothing store. The child was posed in a sequined onesie. Nothing erotic? Why does a perverted fetish store sell children's clothing? Oh, but they only see a child, we must be sick for thinking something erotic is intended.
What about the parents? they are encouraging this behavior. What kind of human would allow something like this with their off spring? Little kids play dress up, encouraging that sort of behavior can be permanently damaging to the child.
There are several youtube videos of this kid. WARNING, these are sick. Do not click unless you have a strong stomach, or are a sick disgusting pervert. To quote Nemis Quinn Mélançon Golden, The kid's real name, "If  you want to be a drag queen and your parents won't let you, you need new parents." Those are his opening words in the EEWtube video. The parents are a couple of freaks as well. (Photos and video at that link.)
Where are the splodydopes when we need them? Probably watching.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Why not Dope -Rah?

After her speech at the golden globes, the left immediately went crazy about the idea of Oprah running for President in 2020. I think she is as good a choice as anything else the left has. What qualifications does she have?
Lets look at what the left wants, identity politics. 1. She is black. So was Barry, although he was 1/2 white, 7/16th arab, so only .0625% African genetics, but he had the skin color.
2. Female. Like failed candidate HiLlARy. Don't forget, Barry didn't have testicles either.
3. While Barry was past master at running his mouth , he never said anything. Oprah has made millions by offering her opinions. Doesn't matter whether they were right or wrong, people paid , or wasted good money to hear her.
She has nothing of substance to offer America or the democrats except being a black woman in a party that is all about divisiveness. Her foreign policy experience is limited to eating at IHOP.
If identity politics is the most important factor, she wins in a land slide. If capability and ability are what matters, she won't make it past the Iowa Caucus.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

And THEY say Trump is crazy

Well, President Trump managed to trigger the left again. This time he got their undies wadded up because he claimed to be a genius. I can buy that, Idiots don't make millions anywhere except Hollywood and the NFL. President Trump has made billions, or roughly the same amount Roger Good-for-nothing squandered with the player snowflake blizzard. I jest, shame on me.
After President Trump made his tweet, the left went ballistic. They began to question his sanity when they are the ones truly insane.
Case in point, Lily Allen, whom I've never heard of before, but who supposedly is a pop star. This icon of liberal thinking is claiming that the girls who were victims of the islamic grooming gangs, a euphemism for serial rapists, would have been raped by others had the muzzies not been allowed to invade.
Just for shits and grins, lets house this crazy with about 600 muzzie males for a month. AND NO GOATS! Then Lily can tell us how great and wonderful the religion of "I'll blow you to pieces" is.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

The HELL it is

Social Justice leaning Breitbart proclaimed that it is safe to return to the NFL because no season long kneelers made the playoffs. Sorry, WRONG! The problem goes all the way to the top where Roger Good-for-nothing sits atop an organization that made a collective choice to spit on Me and every last military VETERAN.
To the best of my knowledge, after President Trump called the owners out for tolerating this garbage, every team had scum dishonoring our flag. I won't watch any games this season including the playoffs.

Will I ever watch another game? That depends on the NFL. These are my demands;
1. Fire and ban every player who took a knee.
2. Force owners who joined them to sell their franchises.
3. Any college player who disrespects The flag, national anthem, or Constitution need no apply.
4. No more tax breaks.
5. No more public financing of stadiums or other publicly funded benefits.

If those demands are met, I probably still won't watch another game unless the first responders are able to get my heart going again. Not worried though, these millionaire jerks won't turn patriotic in my life time.
Maybe football can salvage itself by going international.
The Caracas Bears' Pyongyang Steelers, Moscow Vikings, Vladivostok Lions, Beijing Ravens, and Havana Dolphins are a few easy picking.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

How can you screw up a screwed up wedding?

A husband, wife, and the mother of the bride are suing the wedding vendors for $152047 in damages over a vegan wedding failure. The original chef quit, no surprise, and a substitute was unable to satisfactorily prepare the disgusting crap. Then some members of the staff let it slip that the meal was vegan while another allowed a guest to bring chicken fingers in.
At some point in the not too distant future, Kevin Williams is going to wake up. He should have figured out that with crazy spelling comes crazy people,  and Siara Zee and mommy dearest are already dropping YUGE hints. Lets hope their only future "family" includes things that belong in cages, children will not stand a chance.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

You'd think they had destroyed all the evidence by now

A fire in the middle of the day at the Clinton Compound in New York? Sure. Must have been getting rid of more yoga e-mails.

What happened with Breitbart

After Me-again Kelly's mega, make that MAGA failure during the faux debate, I quit watching Fox, and read them only occasionally. I had known about Breitbart News for some time, but had not made the jump. They were improving, but it was slow.
I got used to their style, but after the election, it seems they were becoming just another outlet for American Pravda. Socialist Just-ass whores seemed to be populating the place. Up until today though, I was still reading it regularly. Looks like Steve Bannon is going to join the long list of people who tangled with President Trump and lost bigly. Too bad, we need honest reporting, but Steve doesn't seem to want to do it anymore.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

New Speak in the time before Gore

Back in April of 1975, Newsweek magazine published an article about global cooling. World leaders were doing nothing to address the very serious issue of global cooling! They suggested covering the icecap in soot to induce melting. Seriously!
Right now I just wish we had a little bit of Reverend Al Gore's glowbull warming. I'm freezing my ass off.

Monday, January 1, 2018

Happy New Year

Now you know why they start the New Year by dropping the ball.