Friday, December 31, 2010

So long 2010

Today marks the last day of what, if true Americans write the history books, will be billed as the sorriest year in American History. The worst congress ever, the 111th, led by Nancy P Lousy is over now. Tomorrow ushers in a year of hope.
Whether our nation has survived remains in question. A lot of damage was done by the democrat communist machine, worst of all was the ballooning debt to communist China. Unless our industrial might can be restarted, the mounting debt will collapse us.
One step we need to make is requiring every person collecting unemplyment to perform twenty hours of community service per week every week after week twenty. That would accommplish two things. 1. Encourage them to get off their butts and look for work. 2. Support infastructure needs which would lower taxes and utility rates. The key is to limit where they can perform their service to agencies that are tax funded.
Our presnt system sucks. Unemployment insurance is just another tax. After two or three years the money is passed to the state coffers. A person who works continuously for twenty years gets no more benefit then one who works two.
What we need now is real change, not a change in our belief system.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Mildcats in the Roadapple.

The Kansas State football team journeyed from the little Apple to the road apple (a horse turd for you city boys) to play in the Also Ran Bowl part XXX.
I enjoy college football, but these bowl games are getting crazy. 35 various bowls. Everyone gets a piece of the action. To make matters worse, its all corporatized now. The Meineke Car Care Bowl? Comeon Man! The only thing lower is the PinHead Bowl err Pinstripe Bowl! Where K State is playing!
Maybe Meineke Could offer the winning team free lessons in chrome polishing and auto detailing. That way they would have learned ONE useful skill in four plus years of college.
Another thing, why do some locations host so many bowls? Seriously, Arlington Texas / Dallas. The Ticket City bowl is played at the Cotton Bowl! So The Dallas Area hosts three bowls. Thats just plain crazy. Why do five metro areas host multiple bowls?
I guess its all one last chance for the colleges to milk money from these college failures graduates before they turn them lose to be entertainers.
Best of luck K-State. Hope you all win the AlsoRan XXX bowl today.

Update: They lost! Yes I enjoyed the game, yes I mock them. I enjoy watching the sports, I just hate the idea that Many of them get a free ride to college and graduate with a degree in nothing.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Man of the what?

Uselesstoday just released their poll for man of the year. I don't know who they survey, but Barry the Bungler is man of the year for the third straight year in their polls, and Sarah Palin is their top religious news maker.

Well, even though Don Surber won't give him any credit, Barry DID get a slew of republicans elected into the house and senate ending the democrat stranglehold on America.

As for Palin, Who worships her? She is a political figure, maybe a sex symbol for some, but no one worships the ground she walks on. No one attends the church of Sarah Palin. She has not started a new cult, nor does she have a pulpit anywhere. What she did was lead a Political ground swell. I cannot credit her with starting it, bu once she got to the helm, she directed it, and it revitalized the republican party like no other.

The won people worship is Barry, especially blacks in America. His support among african Americans is an anomally when compared to his support among all other demograpjhics. It is skewed because they see only his skin color, not hte damage he is doing to our nation.

That 22% of the idiots they surveyed voted him #1 is astounding. I voted him a number two, as in a useless POS.

Gallup also is crowing about how the lame duck congress took a final shot at revenge on America and passed pro communist antio america legislation. With luck, the house will fund none of it, and after 2012, a frsh republican senate can ocer turn it all.

Lets hope.

Gallop confirmed once again that they are a biased worthless bunch, or at best just another arm of the communists.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Who are they protecting?

The TSA, in true government style has gone after a whistle blower rather then address the problem he uncovered. While the name of the pilot has not been released, enough details of his identity have been to ensure his life is one of harassment.
The unnamed pilot released vids on utube critical of ground security at SFO where air crews and passengers are subjected to harassment beyond reason yet ground crews have access to aircraft with little restriction. After muslim members of ground crews on the east coast were shown to be plotting an attack, one would think the TSA would get their heads out of their asses.
Some one needs to point out to our imposter in chief that muslim men, yes its probably his religion regardless of what he bleats, are the ones attacking America. its not catholic grandmothers, nor Amish school kids, Its muslims.
How about we end the bullshit and start profiling? Yes, I know, muslim converts could look just like you and me. Lets begin with a simple screening system, table one, a ham sandwich or a bacon cheese burger. if you consume them, you pass on into the passenger area with only normal aka a metal detector scan. Any one who turns down the ham sandwich, or picks the bacon off the cheese burger gets the full treatment including body cavity search. Expect Bwahny Fwank to skip the pork products, but it won't be for solidarity with the scum o the earth muslims.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Its Time!

Its time for a new symbol for the Presidential seal. For two centuries, it has been the eagle. Time to replace it with a skunk. He is half white, half black, and everything he tries STINKS!



To All

Merry Christmas. Its been one heck of a year. I found out late last fall that all my wifes illness was mere fakery. As she is on SSI and has been for a long time, it took me a little while to digest that she was scamming me.
Life got better though. She left me. She and her liar err lawyer are attempting to gouge a huge chunk out of my assets. She should be happy with what she got. It cost me several hunderd thousand to find out it was all fake!
2010 has been a year of reconcilliation for me, coming to terms with just how evil a seemingly nice woman can be.
In the next few months, I will be attempting to rebuild my life. Maybe years. A combination of a democrat economy, old age, and everything else is slowing me down just a tad.
Still, I rejoice in the celebration of the birth of Jesus. I am not bent on revenge, I know that GOD will pay her back for her evil in more ways than I ever could.
I'm spending Christmas at homew this year. I was back home for Thanks Giving whe nthe weather was nicer. Minnesota winters can be hard. Last years was.
Mom turns 91 next month. My oldest sister just turned 70, and my youngest brother will be 59. Dang that makes me feel old. All my family are old farts.
I have one remaining aunt and uncle, moms siblings. Not sure how old exactly they are, my uncle says he is only slightly younger then dirt, and is continuall asking his sisters about some uncle named Noah.
All the same, I hope each and every one of you has a great Christmas. may your stocking be filled with treats, the tree surronded by presents, and a years supply of ammo for the new rifle(s).
Oh, and no shooting trophy reindeer off the roof. Ya aint Bubba J.

Foreclosure!


Friday, December 17, 2010

Nativity Scene


Talk about obedient!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Don't marry her!

Had a service call this morning. Seems the interconnected smoke alarms at this apartment had been going off all night.
After I located the culprit, I was talking with the tenant. he said that it all started when his girlfriend tried to boil some water.
I told him that if she can't boil water with out incident, don't marry her. The McDonalds bill would bankrupt him.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Oh ME of little faith

I believe in GOD, I trust in him. I do not trust congress. The outgoing crop of criminals is determined to have one last great act of defiance. As they crap out another trillion in debt for my grandkids to bear, I am agast. They do not learn. I know that, but it is still shocking to see in real time. Much like a fatal accident happening in your front yard every week. No matter how many times, its still not pleasant.
We should be getting two years of grid lock, but already the farces of evil are manuvering to create a bipartisan no labels bunch of bull shit.
Will the 112th Congress be any better then the 111th? I have my doubts, too many hold overs. We replaced 63 of em, but that is 372 short of the mark needed for real change.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Modern Indians

Late this fall and the Indians on one of the reservations in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.


Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.


Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'



'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.


So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.


A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'


'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'


The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.


Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'


'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'


'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood'.

Have fun traveling this holiday season

Friday, December 10, 2010

Welcome Home, boys, TSA "Interrogates" our Soldiers

From E-mail. Too funny? Not one BIT funny.

As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, I witnessed the following:

When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards. Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. That's where the stupid started.

First, everyone was forced to get off the plane-even though the plane wasn't refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.

It's probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons weren't loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.

The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it reinspected. Keep in mind, this cargo had been unpacked, inspected piece by piece by U.S. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb-sniffing dogs give it a one-hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to reinspect our Cargo-just to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, reinspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever. So we lined up to go through security AGAIN.

This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols.

So we're in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they're going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You can't take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I've had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You're not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I'm allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can't use it to take over the plane. You don't have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the blank out of here. I'll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]

To top it off, the tsa demanded we all be swabbed for "explosive residue" detection. Everyone failed, [go figure, we just came home from a war zone], because we tested positive for "Gun Powder Residue". Who the blank is hiring these people?

This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns-but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

Can someone please tell me What the blank happened to OUR country while we were gone?

Sgt. Mad Dog Tracy

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Adios Infected Dick Sucker

Another porn star whinning about getting AIDS. Boo frickin Hoo. Derrick Burts, a 24 year old porn actor is the latest in a long line of asctors to get HIV. Derrick performed in both straight and gay films, and tested positive in October. he is whinning now demanding mandatory condom usage in all adult films.
Well, when you play with fire some times you get burnt. If you spend a lot of time bed hopping you are equally at risk, and IMHO if you infect some one after being warned, you are guilty of murder.
Derrick supposedly got his from another actor who was known to be infected. Fine, take all the infected ones and corral them into a grop that acts together, but keep them away from ones who aint got it, yet.
The only sure fire way to be sexually active and not risk VD is to stick with one partner. Its a sure fire bet that if you and the love of your life stay faithful, that you won't be visiting the health clinics and getting penicillin over doses.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Nursinghome Sex

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.

Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'

She asks, 'What?'
'Sex!!' he replies

Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!'

'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.'

Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing son of a bitch! What does Ethel have that I don't have?'

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's!'
H/T WaytallBrian

Friday, December 3, 2010

Moron Michael Laser

I was going to get to this last night, but work called. Instead I spent the better part of the night helping my son move furniture.

Back to Mike.
His take on the liberal roll of government got me.

The conservative view
• Governments tend to grow like snowballs rolling downhill. We must work to reverse this trend, or the government will expand and intrude on our lives even more than it does now.
True. Our government has overstepped the constitution. In fact, many congress critters have no clue what is in it.
"That government is best which governs least." This means letting the free market do its work without a heavy hand trying to direct or restrain it.
Maybe, maybe not. A government that does not govern allows tyranny. reason is needed, and burrocraps lack that.
The legitimate functions of federal government are to provide national security through a strong defense and to protect individual freedoms.
Add maintain infrastructure that privatization cannot, and you about sum it up.

The liberal view

• Our government's job is to solve problems that private institutions aren't solving – and there's no shortage of problems that need addressing.
Unfortunately, most of the problems were caused by government in the first place.
Large corporations, if unregulated, will do anything to maximize profits. Even the most courageous individual can't prevent corporate abuses; only the government has the power to do that.
Bullshit! Profit and abuse do not go hand in hand. A rising tide raises all boats. Besides, anyone ever notice that the richest thugs own the democrats?
• If the government can help create job opportunities during a time of high unemployment, that's a perfect use of tax dollars.
And if ass holes had wings congress would be flying. If baby IF. Dream on and drink the koolaid, All the bailouts did was funnel money to political funders like Soros.

On racial discrimination, Mike is wrong as well. The great society created by democrats did not give the minorities a hand up, it was just another form of bribery. It empowered thugs, and guaranteed votes. The present system festers like an infected wound for many people. Merit has no place, and smart poor white kids are pushed aside for mediocre minorities. Not to imply that minorities are stupid, there are many high caliber individuals among every race. What too many of the minorities lack is drive and commitment. They get it handed to them rather then work for it, and they do not drive to succeed. In the end, the fail because they did not try.
When the playing field is level, when the contest is color blind, blacks can achieve, but since they are given a hand out over their white peers, they strive less, accomplish less, and create resentment that hurts them, the companies they work for, and the nation as a whole.
Our nation will achieve success on overcoming racial disparity when we address the problem without bias, and quit trying to play favors.

On human nature and justice
The conservative view

• We have the power to choose between right and wrong and are responsible for our choices. Those who violate the law must pay the penalties. Too much leniency results in a culture of disrespect for the law and social disorder.

The liberal view
• Human beings are capable of both selflessness and brutality. Even the best of us is far from perfect. Knowing this, we rely on the rule of law – and ask that justice be tempered with mercy.
Tempering with mercy is one thing, forgetting to punish in any way form or manner is another, and is what is wrong with much of our criminal justice system. When thugs get off scott free, it only encourages them to do it again. What do they have to fear from a system that does nothing. Our justice system collapsed under the Warren court. we need to scrap it and start over.

On America's future
The liberal view

• Most of the world's most successful, prosperous nations are liberal democracies that provide their citizens with a strong safety net. This represents the natural progress of civilization. It's time for us to catch up with northern Europe.
Dude, Northern Europe is in decline. They are long past thee pinnacle of power, and are failing fast aided by islam and their decision to tolerate the intolerable. It was not liberal democracy that made them great, they became liberal democracies after they achieved greatness, and liberalism is destroying them. And US.
I do not have all the answers. I know though that when what we are doing isn't working, that its best to either reverse course, or at least stop the foolishness. Mike, being a typical liberal cannot see it.
My experience is that most liberals are people who have never worked in a real world situation. They are either in some sort of entertainment field, or some other field where individual accomplishment is unheard of such as college professors, bureaucrats, or the health care industry.
Not that all in those field are liberal kooks, many are staunch conservatives. They are an outspoken minority though, and many in the end seek self preservation over ideals.
Mike, get a job. A real one where you have to earn a living by producing something besides words on a computer screen. maybe then you will get a clue.

Nebraskas shot at redemption

Tomorrow is the Big 12 title match pitting #13 Nebraska against #10 Oklahoma. This will be the last championship game they will ever play. Nebraska has a shot at redemption. For too many years, huskers have been forced to bear the burden. No one will tell me when it started, or how or why, but Tomorrow, if the Huskers beat OU, they will finally have the right to take that damn Sooner schooner off their road signs.
Go Big Red

And good fucking riddance.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

When you put it like that.....

I guess if you articulate your argument well enough, it will sound plausible to almost anyone. At least Michael Laser thinks so. In his article, he lays out the basic liberal and conservative sides for a number of the polarizing arguments that divide our political land scape, then ends by saying that it is possible for opposites to be true.
Well, its all in how you word the positions. Lets take a look. he begins with what he calls the social safety net. I call it welfare.

The conservative view
• People are responsible for themselves – and, given the chance, they're capable of supporting themselves and their families. If the government makes a practice of providing for people (with welfare, for example), they become dependent and lose their will to work. Nothing could be more destructive to the health of our society.

The liberal view
• There are people in this country who struggle to put food on the table or can't afford medical care. A civilized society would try to help them, instead of leaving them to fend for themselves. (Someday, the one who needs a helping hand may be you, or someone you love.)

Is he right? Even the most hard hearted Scrooge has a soft spot. While he might brush off an adult, he would still offer some kind of aid to a small child. Its human nature (for the most part) to help others who are in need. Most of us will look at an individuals situation and decide if we feel our aid is warranted. If a person claiming to be in need is better off then we are, most of the time we will say NO. Enter the government. They give hand outs like Halloween candy. Every body with a hand out gets a handout, while some of us who work and pay taxes make do with less then the welfarians have. It galls me, and most sane people to see welfare queens in high dollar cloths and talking on expensive cell phones while we struggle. Conservatives and liberals both are generous, the difference is conservative only do so with their own money.
Next up, taxes!
On taxes The liberal view
• We aren't isolated individuals struggling for survival: We live together, in a society. And membership in a society that makes wealth possible comes with obligations. Those who benefit most from our freedoms must contribute their fair share to help support and protect our society.

The conservative view
• Private property means that what belongs to you is yours; if the government confiscates it, that's tyranny. Our most productive citizens – the top 10 percent of earners – already pay 68 percent of taxes collected. These rates should be cut, not raised.

Where is he wrong? In almost all cases, those with wealth worked hard to obtain it, and most of those with out were wasteful, or just plain lazy.

I'll go on more later. When you gloss things over, and deal in vague descriptions, communism sounds great. When you live it in the real world, it sucks. Don't believe me? ask any North Korean Except Lil Kim, or most any Cuban. Miami is full of people who had their fill of eewtopia.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Survived the Holiday

I was on the road for Thanks Giving. I took the GF to South Dakota to meet the family. When we got to Moms on Thanks Giving day, we had a little bit of a suprise. my ex wife and eldest daughter were there visiting. So my new GF has met my ex and daughter.
All in all it went pretty good. Nobody got shot stabbed, or punched, so it was a calm family get together.
Back in Kansas now and almost ready to face the real world again.
Happy FOD.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

They told me if I voted for McCain I would see constitutional rights violated

Well, I did not listen and voted for McCain. Now the rights of people who choose to fly are being violated by the government. The very government who is supposed to be defending that constitution. The 2012 campaign season is underway. Time to start veting the candidates and gettign rid of the dead wood oand fools via the primary process. There are 21 democrat incumbents plus two dependents who caucus with them for a total of 23 possible pickups. Of those, four are considered safe, five more most likely are. Nine of those are first termers in formerly red states. That means fifteen possible pickups for the republicans. Keep that in mind. Fifteen possible votes to end government abuse of American citizens in the name of freedom.
The asshates at TSA are missing the mark. What they are doing is the tactical or strategic equivelant of Straffing London with a P-51 Mustang as part of the effort to defeat Japan in WW2. Our government is stuck on stupid. but then when you have a leader who has never led anything, and no clue where to begin, this is what you get.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

What say?

Seems some dumb ass thinks a fair tax involves adjustments for those in high COL areas. GMAFB! People who live in Californication and New York deserve what they get. They not us midwest folks choose who is in charge there. They elect idiots like moonbeam and der Gropenfurer, and then whine about the results. get a clue dickweeds, if California is great, love it and live with it. If it aint, vote the ass hats out or move.
Costs should be higher in Mid America. After all, imported shit hits the coast and has virtually zero transport costs. Vegies and fruits grown on the coasts also have zero trans costs as well as all the junk imported from Eewrope. The reason it costs a ton to live in cAlifornia and new york is liberal party tricks. High taxes mean higher costs. Those costs incur more taxes, and the vicious cycle ends up costing the idiot voters a bundle. The ones who get fed up and move too often bring their failed ideas with them, the same dumb ideas that make California the utopia it isn't.
I hope Californians enjoy the next four years under moonbeam. CD, I hope you can afford to move and soon.

Friday, November 19, 2010

for useless dogwood.

Wow! I was wondering if you could tell me when the trial for Senator ensign will be held? Gee, I don't see anyone here defending Ensign. PS, most folks capitalize the first letter in names. As for what is done with him, that would be up to the senate ethics committee, currently chaired by democraps. I just don't want to miss it! I am so looking forward to you people standing behind him and saying that his situation is so much different than Rangels. Republicans weed out their problems, or they resign. Almost to a man, it is democraps who remain in the house or senate after getting in trouble. You all have Waters, Rangel, and Jefferson to deal with. Delay went out the door even though he was later found not guilty Larry Craig finished his term and left office. That is what you do, right? I don't stick up for Rangel I think he should be out of congress. The difference between me and you is I don't stick up for people just because they are in my party. You are hypocritical. All of you worship Reagan even though taxes were higher under him,Gee Wiz, I remember something called the Reagan tax CUTS. the deficit rose enormously under him. Bush turned the white house into an ATM for his rich buddies. Dude, it was Worthless Willie who was selling nights in the Lincoln bedroom. He passed tax cuts for the wealthy that WERE NOT PAID FOR. He started an illegal war that WAS NOT PAID FOR. In case you missed it, Worthless Willie repeatedly bombed Iraq. Yes, it was most likely to distract from his affairs with Monica,but every leading, or if you are correct, misleading dimocrap said Saddam needed to be removed from power. Difference is, Bush did it. Question for you, is the world to day better off with Saddam gone? We have had more Americans die in that war than on 9/11, makes sense right! And radical islam has lost hundreds of thousands of radicals. Better for that battle to be fought in shitholeistan then on American soil. You people can't stand Muslims and yet our men and women are fighting next to and for the Muslims in Afghanistan. I guess they hate America. Me thinks you have spent too much time in a pew at that retarded left wing preacher Fred Phelps' place. Yes, we despise islam, but then, their stated aim, and obvious efforts are to kill all us infidels. You people say the republicans will create jobs, unfortunately they will be all overseas thanks to all the tax breaks the republicans support for outsourcing. You mean like GATT, Al Bores brain fart? or NAFTA which worthless Willie got us into?You people claim to be pro life, but I guess that it depends on the age of the life. Some how you fail to understand that prolife and projustice are compatible. No unborn child has committed a crime worthy of death. Most of the scum in our prisons deserve to die in a most painful manner.You are against abortion in the case of rape or incest so a daughter can now give birth to her own brother or sister at the ripe old age of 12. We have no problem with making the kid a single parent statistic. That would help to deter other molesters from assaulting their daughters. How is it that you are pro life and pro war? How many babies died in Iraq while still inside their mothers womb? Most of them were slaughtered by their fellow muslims, not Americans. Ask that question of your beloved muslims why don't you? Oh and by the way, under my president every single tax payer will receive a tax cut, he is just against giving an additional cut to the wealthiest. Republicans say it is needed to create jobs and yet it's been in place for ten years and look where our economy is now. Prior to Nancy P Lousy, screecher of the house taking power, we had a booming economy. We also had several prominent republicans call on the dems to do something about the Fannie Mae Freddie Mac problem before the bubble burst. What was the DOW at when She took the reigns? Where is it now? What was the unemployment rate? Or should I say funemployment? The republicans voted against the small business tax cuts proposed by the president. More correctly they voted against all the other crap that was in the bill. Maybe if you people actually made a point without being hypocrites some might consider you relevant. As of now, all you show is your hatred of a black president. Why is race still an issue? Its his policies we hate, not the man. If you took a moment to look at national polls, you would see he remains popular, yet almost all of his policies are in low double or even single digit levels. Race is the new Godwins law. When you have nothing to use for evidence you always play the race card. Sorry, it doesn't work here. Yes, Obama is black. Yes, he is the worst president ever. Blacks will suffer because of that. Had the first black been a man who had some leadership ability such as Collin Powell, it would be very different. Instead, racists in the dem party chose an affirmative action figure head to ensure that no black would be a relevant figure for the next fifty years. By the way my dog has more intelligence in her paw than Sarah Palin has in her whole body. Ooh, that brings up the other point, if Sarah Palin weighed 200 lbs and had a unibrow no one would listen to a word she says. When I took to following what Palin was saying, I had no idea what she looked like, nor did I care. She was on point and correct. She was also very pregnant, certainly not something most guys consider a beauty point when deciding whether a lady is hot. Looks matter for you shallow democrats. Republicans listen to ideas. You people are so shallow. Well, I hope you have a great day! I hope it didn't hurt your brain too much by giving you too much accurate information. Too much accurate information? You gave us exactly zero accurate info. Dude, you missed the mark by a mile, and you were standing at the six meter line.

TSA searches

I cannot help but wonder what impact the TSA assaults would have had if they had been implemented a month sooner. America is in an uproar. The ones who are not pissed apparently do not travel. I fly but rarely. It has been nearly ten years since I was last on a commercial airliner, but I am still outraged.
It is my sincere hope that the incoming congress will not finance this abomination. That funding for the TSA will be slashed, and we will get smart about it. Profile baby. Eighty year old grannies are not attacking airplanes, its young men of middle east origin, and muslim cult brain washing. The Israeli's profile, we should as well. If the TSA would get their heads out of their asses, life would be so much better. Yes, It will mean a lawsuit by CAIR, but if we can get an appellate judge to throw it out before it comes to trial, and get the Supreme injustices of the court to back it up, we can hand them their asses, and a won way ticket to Kenya, along with the imposter in chief.
The best measures would be to 1. Arm Pilots. Make em all pack, and make em all qualify.
2. Air marshals on every flight. To conserve on man power, make em part of the crew, and keep them in a position where they are not rubbing elbows with the passengers.
3. Make plain cloths air marshals a little less obvious. Let em dress like regular folks, and figure a simple way to have them get their gun on board without making it obvious.
4. Bacon bullets. Arm every one of em with a round that consists of a compressed pellet of bacon in an acrylic case so it will break on impact and impart pork into the blood of any would be jihadist. let em know for sure they are going to hell.
The terrorists are winning. Not because they have caused more deaths destruction or mayhem, but because the GOV lets fear rule the day.
Again googoo wants me to capitalise muslim. Aint happening. maybe I should switch to mooslime.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Sex and calories

Ever wonder how many calories sex consumes? Wonder no more, the answer is here.


Saturday, November 13, 2010

Typical Democrat?

Seems the racist FBI has caught yet another poor misunderstood black politician in a financial mess. Jack Johnson and his wife have been arrested for various counts of evidence tampering and falsification.
Frankly it amazes me how the blacks in this country stand behind crooked politicians. Cold cash Jefferson, Charlie Rangel, Maxine Waters, and a host of other black crooks down to the local level garner unwavering support.I'm not sure if its a racial deal, or just typical democrats. When republican politicians are accused of wrong doing, their base bands together and demands they step down. Democrats, especially the black ones band together and defend the ugly deeds. I know blacks suffered a lot of oppression over the years, and it is as such normal for them to band together in defence. It looks bad, real BAD though when you band together behind a common criminal. Maybe its not racial, after all, democrats banded together behind serial rapist Worthless Willie Clinton. They defend Elliott Spitzer, and a slew of other democrat crooks as well. maybe its a mentality problem, but blacks in America are not helping their image to have shoddy politicians in their midst.

Religion of Peace?

The religion of Piss is at it again. Seems a christian woman working with muslim women in Pakistan was told to fetch water. the muzzies objected, and later accused her of blaspheming the pedophile. Frankly, anything she might have said would have been a compliment, but that's beside the point. Islamic extremism is rampant. We have idiots here in America that deny it will happen here when muslims become stronger and more confident, just like it has not happened in France , England, Belgium and the rest of Europe.
People who think Islam is anything other then a gutter cult are clueless. Their oppression manual says to kill all infidels. That means you. It does not matter to them if you are an atheist, agnostic, Or Jew. heck, they go after their own varying sects with as much enthusiasm as they attack Israel.
A Kansas republican from Pretty Prairie forwarded an E-mail regarding muslims and whether they can be good Americans. By reading the comments, you get the impression that Topeka is full of clueless deniers who cannot see what Islam is through out the world. Its like befriending a serial child molester. He is gonna seem like a typical average guy. heck, you could trust him with your wife in most cases. Just not your prepubescent son. Islamics here are the same way. They behave because they are a weak group. They are missionaries sent to create a good impression here and convince people that islam is not violent, and that some how the violence in the rest of the world is the fault of nonislamics.
Asia Bibi has the misfortune of being Christian in an islamic controlled country. Depending on World outcry, she most likely will be executed, or lynched. Ever notice the Christian martyrs kill no one and are slaughtered by Satan's spawn? Yet islamic martyrs are the better known as splodydopes? Strange coincidence? probably not.
Googoo's spell check wants me to capitalize muslim. Fuck em, muslims do not deserve the respect.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Jarhead Stories

Several decades ago, I got to sit down with my Uncle, a Marine from WW1. Rudy had served in France. He had plenty of war stories, but when ever any neighbors or friends asked him about his time in the Corps, he would shrug and tell them, "You really don't want to know."
The occasion of our visit was the death of his brother. I was sitting at a table after the funeral with my nephew. He was in the Corps, and had come to the funeral in uniform. Rudy sat down with us and started talking about his time in the corps. At first it was stuff about boot camp, and his time at Camp Lejune after the Armistice. After a few stories though, he began to talk about combat. As a young guy about to head off for basic, I was especially interested in what he had to tell. He mentioned being wounded at Mon Planc, actually Monte Blanc but I misunderstood him. He was a machine gunner. They set up by a large tree that afforded some shade, and as the battle comenced, a shell from the artillery barage burst in the upper branches of the tree. Uncle Rudy got shrapnel from that in his back, and his assistant gunner who was sitting at his side caught it in the face. They were the first two casualties from their unit, and saddly, the only two from it to survive.
He was proud of his service, and rightly so. He was also torn by it, A native of Germany, he volunteered for service, and was sent to fight against his home country. That troubled him, but pride in his adopted home fueled him.
That day was the only time he opened up about his time in the service. Many of our soldiers and Marines come home with out physical wounds. The memories though can haunt them for a life time. Nearly all of them cope with it, but all of them are changed by it. Freedom isn't free. These men pay a price so we can be. Free.
Thanks Marines.

Happy Birthday Jarheads

On Nov. 10, the Marine Corps turns 232 years old. Ever since it was formed in a Philadelphia bar in 1775, the Corps has given Marines countless reasons to take pride in the heritage of their organization.

There is no shortage of instances in which Marine units and individuals have distinguished themselves in battle, but the bragging rights earned over the past 232 years weren't all born on the battlefield.

The Corps' culture sets it apart from other branches of the military in ways that those who have never earned the eagle, globe and anchor find difficult to fully understand. But what is obvious to even the most casual observer is that Marines distinguish themselves through their unique appearance, spirit and accomplishments.

To know the Corps is to love the Corps, which is why Marine Corps Times compiled the following list of 232 reasons to stand proudly at this year's birthday ball.

1. Cpl. Jason Dunham. First Marine to receive the Medal of Honor since Vietnam. If jumping on a grenade to save a buddy isn't worth the top of the list, nothing is.
2. Civilians have to find time to go to the gym. Marines get paid to go.
3. The National Museum of the Marine Corps. It's like a Smithsonian of leatherneck.
4. There's no such thing as an "ex" Marine.
5. Re-enlistment rates are higher IN the war zone.
6. Stink-proof socks. Well, almost. Systems Command is working on them.
7. Jalapeño cheese.
8. "Every Marine Into the Fight."
9. Lump-sum re-enlistment bonuses up to $80,000. Many of you would consider doing it for free.
10. New uniforms #1. Pixel-pattern cammies? Yeah, the Corps came up with that.
11. "Doc."
12. Flexed arm hang is harder than it looks. We tried it.
13. Barracks parties on non-payday weekends.
14. Marine Gunners.
15. The Wounded Warrior Regiment.
16. MarAdmin 266/07: Letting 18-year-old Marines drink on base at this year's birthday ball.
17. No receipt necessary for travel claim expenses less than $75.
18. The lance corporal underground.
19. Fallujah II.
21. Archibald Henderson's couch, re-upholstered, is still in the commandant's living room.
22. "No better friend, no worse enemy."
23. Typhoons approaching Okinawa often spark islandwide beer runs.
24. Waivers.
25. Gen. James Jones, who followed his tour as commandant with appointment as "supreme intergalactic overlord" (OK, it was Supreme Allied Commander, Europe, but close).
26. 10 rounds from the 500-yard line.
27. Per diem.
28. To civilians, every Marine is recon.
29. Recruiting in Texas is like hunting at the zoo.
30. The "boat cloak." Because every super hero needs a cape.
31. You can re-enlist in the IRR.
32. The wallet in your sock.
33. Motivating television commercials.
34. The "horse shoe" haircut, gone but not forgotten.
35. The global address list. Find your buddies and send them links to Marine Corps Times.
36. Running cadences that mention napalm. And Eskimos.
37. Stories that begin with, "So there I was ..."
38. Modified parade rest.
39. The transformation. Who you are when you join is not nearly as important as who you become.
40. Lt. Gen. Jim Mattis getting a fourth star.
41. If you've been on liberty in Twentynine Palms, you've been on liberty in Yuma and Barstow, too.
42. Grooming standards. Not only can you not act like a thug, you cannot look like a thug.
43. It's not the Army.
44. Women in Manhattan have all seen the Fleet Week episode of "Sex and the City."
45. Combat shotguns.
46. Combat Action Ribbons. IEDs count now, and should have counted all along. Duh.
47. The occasional free beer. Wear your blues into a bar and see what happens.
48. After decades of debate, there remains no resolution on whether sand fleas trump "The Reaper."
49. The Corps' doesn't call its officers, commissioned or not, "petty."
50. Cpl. Gareth Hawkins, lying on a stretcher after an IED shattered his leg, demanded re-enlistment before medical evacuation. And got it.
51. Whereas Army, Navy and Air Force jokes are funny, Marine jokes are potentially dangerous.
52. The occasional friendly debate. Refer to a Marine staff noncommissioned officer simply as "sergeant," and see what happens.
53. That troublesome "10 percent," making good Marines look great since 1775.
54. Everyone at a high school reunion is obliged to justify his last 10 years, except the guy wearing alphas.
55. As if ranks that include the words "master" and "gunnery" aren't intimidating enough on their own, the Corps uses them both. At once.
56. Soldiers have Hooah Bars. Marines have Ka-Bars. The second will generally get you the first.
57. The dress code. You can wear your cammies to meet the commandant or repair a tank.
58. From "Aliens" to "Doom," the future vision of warfare almost always includes Space Marines.
59. The Corps was formed in a bar.
60. Marines predicted the WWII campaigns in the Pacific years earlier and prepared for the inevitable. So when a Marine says, "Hey, I've been thinking …" perhaps you should take notes.
61. Give a Marine some free time, and he'll rip down your dictator's statue.
62. If it ain't raining, we ain't training.

64. Duty station garden spots: Jacksonville, N.C.; Yuma, Ariz.; Bridgeport, Calif.; Twentynine Palms, Calif. (Yes, we're kidding.)
65. Making morning PT on time.
66. Recruiters who promise everything EXCEPT a rose garden.
67. Mustangs #1. It's easier to take crap from a CO who went to boot camp.
69. Gen. Peter Pace, the first Marine chairman of the Joint Chiefs. He left his four-star insignia with his fallen comrades at the Vietnam Wall when he retired. Nice move.
70. The people zapper. Using microwave energy to disperse a crowd sounds like fun. Semper fry, gunny.
71. Nothing says "Good morning" like a mouthful of Copenhagen and freeze-dried coffee.
72. Nothing says "I love you" like a welcome home sheet hanging on a chain-link fence.
73. Bill Barnes. In June, the former Marine beat the crap out of a 27-year-old pickpocket who tried to make off with his dough. Oh yeah, he's 72.
74. Leftwich Trophy. Heisman winners only think they know about leaving it all on the field.
75. EOD. If you don't know why this is on the list, defuse the next IED yourself.
76. Tax-free combat pay. Doing what you signed up for and not having to give Uncle Sam a dime back.
77. Montford Point Marines. The first African-American Marines know a little something about honor, courage and commitment.
78. Front toward enemy. It's not just a visual reference on a Claymore mine, it's a Marine Corps way of life.
79. Mustangs #2. You know at least three Marines who drive them. It's like a Ford dealership exploded on base.
80. Fred Smith, founder of FedEx. Only a former Marine could truly appreciate the value of getting your mail on time.
81. CMC: The tallest member of the Joints Chiefs. OK, so we haven't actually measured, but he looks the tallest anyway.
82. No more spit shining boots.
83. Chuck Norris was in the Air Force. Steve McQueen was a Marine.
84. The Crucible.
85. 1/9, 2/9 and 3/9. Welcome back, fellas.
86. The FROG uniform. You are now sweat-wickin' AND flame-lickin'.
88. The M4. More rifles in the fight is generally a win-win.
89. MRAPs. Trucks straight out of Mad Max. We still love a good Humvee, but we loved jeeps, too. Things change.
90. Arty guys who do civil affairs. They blow it up, then they fix it. Circle of life.
91. Service Charlies. They look so good, the Navy's copying 'em.
92. Fake Marines. No one eats 'em up faster than real Marines.
93. John Lovell. A 71-year-old former Marine is sitting in a Subway restaurant when two armed men try to rob the place. Lovell grabs his .45, kills one and wounds the other. No word on how Lovell's sandwich fared.
94. 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines. Six Navy Crosses so far. Six.
95. Staff Sgt. Lawrence Dean II, aka the "BadAss Marine." He recites a poem. He gets uploaded to YouTube. Thousands get motivated.
96. Gen. James Conway takes over as the new commandant. Among his demands: a new PT uniform, new tattoo regs, a plan to add dress blues to the seabag, a change-up in medals and 22,000 more Marines. Someone's been thinking about taking over for a while, huh?
97. Body-fat standards. Everyone hates them, until they see a fat Marine.
98. "Jarhead." Only a former Marine could write a war story about not fighting anyone and make it last for 200 pages, then get Jamie Foxx to star in the movie.
99. The Stumps. The Rock. The Sandbox. Oh, the places you'll serve.
101. Tattoos #2. Getting a fallen friend's name tattooed on your other forearm, and knowing the same.
102. The new PT running suit. Sure, the Army had them first, but the Army gets most things first.
103. Marine expeditionary units: The cheapest cruise you'll ever take.
104. Camp Lejeune: The closest interstate and the nearest good shopping mall are both at least an hour away.
105. Camp Pendleton: There are roads and malls, but try affording a house near the main gate.
106. Tattoos #3. Meat tags. Getting your blood type and other info inked on your ribcage isn't necessarily a bad idea.
107. The Marine Corps is getting bigger. The Navy is getting smaller.
109. 30 days' paid vacation, plus federal holidays off, is obscene by civilian standards.
110. Maj. Gen. Marion E. Carl, the Corps' first fighter ace. First Marine to fly a helicopter. Two Navy Crosses, five Distinguished Flying Crosses, 14 air medals. In 1998, the 82-year-old was killed during a home break-in when he jumped in front of a shotgun blast aimed at his longtime wife, Edna.
111. Tattoos #4. Reaction to the new policy: Conway says sleeves are going away, Marines run for the chair. Tattoo parlors never saw so much business.
113. Guaranteed pay raises.
114. Marine Security Guard #1. Duty in the Bahamas.
115. Having a WWII Marine say he's proud of you
116. Drew Carey used to be in the Marine Corps Reserve. Now, he's the host of "The Price is Right."
117. Combatant diver pins. No more of that Navy crap.
118. A Red Stripe is a beer, mon. A Blood Stripe is a symbol of pride.
119. NMCI, if only they would remove the "MC."
120. You watched "300," and it reminded you of your unit.
121. The "Det One" .45 pistol. Designed by Marines, for Marines.
122. Combat marksmanship. You are creeping death. And you get graded on it.
123. Never lost six nukes on a plane.
124. CamelBaks. Water tastes like water again.
125. Give a Marine enough free time, and he'll marry your Bahraini princess.
126. Go to YouTube. Type in "bored Marines." Enjoy.
127. When the president gets on a helicopter, it's not called "Army One."
128. The opposite of the Peace Corps.
129. Camouflage. You can camouflage anything and make it cool.
130. No Fear #1. Marines aren't scared of anything. Except apricots. And Charms.
131. Combat optics on M16s. Leave the iron sights, just in case.
132. "Combat loss" amnesty for missing gear. It's like pleading the fifth.
133. Riding a chartered Continental Airlines flight home from the war zone with assault weapons stuffed in all the overhead compartments.
134. In combat, the division band becomes a heavy-machine-gun platoon.
135. What do headaches, broken bones, infectious diseases, missing limbs and hurt feelings all have in common? Motrin. Thanks, Doc.
137. Global instability equals job security.
138. When NMCI goes down, and it will, it's like having the day off.
139. The honor, privilege and responsibility of leading, mentoring and caring for junior Marines.
140. Gunnery sergeants. Don't know the answer? Ask the gunny. Need something? Ask the gunny. In trouble? Avoid the gunny.
141. Because gunny said so.
142. The line to get "tazed" at a military gear expo. Marines will do anything for a free T-shirt.
143. Deployment reunions. Like reliving your wedding night. Sweet!
144. Gig lines. Even in khakis and a polo shirt.
145. Eight-point covers. Even the uniform stands at attention.
146. Marine Security Guards #2. They're not cute and cuddly, but when they greet you at the door, it's like getting a great big hug from the United States of America, no matter where you are.
147. The Mameluke sword. Distinctive.
148. The NCO sword. Earned, never given.
149. The World Famous Mud Run. Thousands of people pay good money to run through 10 clicks of muck every year at Camp Pendleton.
150. John Philip Sousa. A Marine, the nation's March King and composer of "The Stars and Stripes Forever." Ooh-rah.
151. MRE crackers. Hard as Milk Bones but much tastier. You can almost feel your teeth getting cleaner as you eat 'em.
152. Jane Wayne Day. She'll never ask about work again.
153. Shirt stays. Or garters. Whatever you call them, they're a triple whammy, keeping your shirt tucked, your socks up and removing all that unwanted leg hair.
154. The slogans: "The Few, The Proud, The Marines." "We're Looking For a Few Good Men," "Once a Marine, always a Marine," "Tell that to the Marines." If they could only purchase the rights to Hallmark's "When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best."
155. Speaking of slogans, "The Few, The Proud, The Marines" beat out such notables as Nike's "Just Do It" and Burger King's "Have It Your Way" for a 2007 spot on the advertising Walk of Fame. Better luck next year, losers.
157. Real duty station garden spots you can go an entire career without being assigned to: Southern California; Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii; Okinawa, Japan.
158. Rear-party Marines. God bless them. Whatever reason they stay behind — injury, impending retirement or being volun-told — they are indispensable. They deserve medals for what they have to deal with while a unit is deployed.
159. While field-grade officers are at the company office, company-grade officers are in the field.
160. Colonels who can take a joke.
161. Free flu shots. And smallpox shots and anthrax shots …
162. Former Sgt. Chris Everhart. While camping with his three sons in June 2007, a bear snatched their cooler and made a play for his 6-year-old. Everhart threw an 18-inch log at the bear's head, cracking its skull before it could attack and killing it instantly. Then, the park ranger gave him a ticket for leaving the cooler where the bear could get it.
163. Standards. The Corps doesn't lower the bar when recruiting gets tough.
164. Jim Nabors. "Gomer Pyle" becomes an honorary Marine in 2001 and makes lance corporal. It takes him six years to pin on corporal. Talk about art imitating life.
165. Vincent D'Onofrio. The other "Private Pyle" is doing pretty well on "Law and Order: Criminal Intent." He's still weird, though.
166. If you ambush Capt. Brian Chontosh's boys, he's going to take off his Navy Cross and kill you. Then, he's going to pick up your rifle and kill your buddies. Then, he's going to pick up your buddy's rifle and kill your buddy's buddies. Then, he's going to pick up a rocket-propelled grenade launcher …
167. Speaking of the Navy Cross, a combat award second only to the Medal of Honor, Marines have earned 15 so far in Iraq, plus one in Afghanistan. Of the six awarded to sailors for those combat zones, five went to SEALs, and one went to a corpsman who exposed himself repeatedly to enemy fire to evacuate and treat wounded Marines. Along with Chontosh, the other recipients include:
168. Gunnery Sgt. Justin D. Lehew.
169. Lance Cpl. Joseph B. Perez.
170. Sgt. Scott C. Montoya.
171. Cpl. Marco A. Martinez.
172. Sgt. Willie L. Copeland.
173. Capt. Brent Morel (posthumous).
174. Sgt. Anthony L. Viggiani.
175. 1st Sgt. Bradley A. Kasal.
176. Cpl. Robert J. Mitchell.
177. Cpl. Dominic Esquibel.
178. Sgt. Jarrett A. Kraft.
179. Cpl. Jeremiah W. Workman.
180. Cpl. Todd Corbin.
181. Sgt. Aubrey L. McDade Jr.
182. Pfc. Christopher Adlesperger (posthumous).
183. Hospital Corpsman 3rd Class Louis E. Fonseca.
184. Iwo JIMA. Japan might have changed the name to Iwo To, but that doesn't mean you have to acknowledge it.
185. Col. John Ripley. Received the Navy Cross for the destruction of the Dong Ha bridge in Vietnam. The Corps takes care of its own. In 2002, with Ripley near death, doctors finally found a donated liver for his much-needed transplant. So the Marine Corps sent helicopters and Marines to Philadelphia to retrieve it, and they personally rushed it back to Washington in time to save his life.
186. Marine Corps Times isn't a version of Navy Times anymore. How many careers get their own newspaper?
188. Gatorade bottles wrapped in green, 100 mph tape so as not to offend the sailors in the room.
189. Camaraderie. Marines will hook you up with their sisters, then punch you in the mouth for doing what they knew would happen the whole time.
190. Ingenuity. MRE bombs, 101 uses for cleaning rods and iPods wired into field radio speakers.
191. Getting off the ship.
192. Getting back on the ship.
193. No beach? No problem. Marines inserted 400 miles into landlocked Afghanistan and created Camp Rhino using CH-53 Sea Stallions. Imagine what you can invade with the Osprey.
194. Cases and cases of bottled water mean never having to stand behind a water bull.
195. Race as a nonissue. It wasn't always the case, but three black sergeants major of the Marine Corps in a row show that the Corps has only one color: green.
196. Every day in the Corps is another reason to celebrate. That's why they call them working "parties."
197. Riddick Bowe had what it took to be boxing's undisputed heavyweight champ. He did not have what it took to be a Marine.
198. The U.S. Army Band is called "Pershing's Own." The U.S. Marine Corps Band is called "The President's Own."
199. "8th and I." Ten bucks says you have no idea where the Army chief of staff lives. Commandants don't hide.
200. MRE "rat boxes." How grunts trick-or-treat.
201. The poncho liner. It's a blanket, it's a tent, it's a keeper.
202. Combat fit-reps. People say they're equal to regular fit-reps. People lie.
203. The "E-tool lean." Sailors don't know how good they have it.
204. Navy Lt. Vincent Capodanno, Medal of Honor recipient. If Marines have a hot line to heaven, Father Capodanno — aka the Grunt Padre — would take the call. His body peppered by shrapnel, his right hand nearly severed, the Navy chaplain and priest crisscrossed a Vietnam battlefield Sept. 4, 1967, to render last rites to his fallen Marines and corpsmen with 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines, until 27 rounds from an enemy machine gun took his life. Last year, the Vatican declared him a "servant of God." Next step, sainthood?
206. Amphibious warfare means always being near the beach.
207. No Fear #2. Talk about the AV-8B Harrier's troubled past all you like, but brave jump jet pilots are flying missions in Iraq.
208. New Uniforms #2. Wash-and-wear combat uniforms mean no more starch, no more dry cleaning.
209. Marine air-ground task force. Nothing like controlling the air and the ground.
210. Slapping an eagle, globe and anchor on the back of your car and knowing it'll get you out of at least one speeding ticket.
211. The Navy wants to put Marines back on warships. It seems that Tomahawk cruise missiles can't do everything.
212. Liberty in Thailand.
213. Liberty in Australia.
214. Liberty, well, anywhere.
215. The Navy's mascot is a goat. The Corps' mascot is a bulldog. You don't need Michael Vick to tell you who wins that fight.
216. If you need another occupying land force, you can use the Marine Corps. If you need another rapidly deployable, sea-based, front-door-kicking, air-ground team, you can't use the Army.
217. 1775 Rum Punch. Four parts dark rum, two parts lime juice, one part pure maple syrup, grenadine to taste.
218. "It's fun to shoot some people," said Lt. Gen. Jim Mattis. He says what he thinks.
219. The Beirut Memorial Wall. If you ever forget what you're fighting for, pay a visit.
221. "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." Jack Nicholson, "A Few Good Men."
222. Maj. Meghan McClung, Marine public affairs officer, killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq while escorting media. The PAO is more than just a spokesman.
223. Sgt. Rafael Peralta. Like Dunham, he hugged a grenade to save his buddies in Iraq. No Medal of Honor … yet.
224. Hearing an accidental discharge into the clearing barrel, then waiting for the lieutenant to walk inside.
225. Call signs like "Spider" and "Assassin," and these guys were generals.
227. Buttered noodles for breakfast.
228. "Every Marine should look like a Marine. But a Marine looks like a Marine when he's got a bayonet stuck in the enemy's chest." Gen. Robert Magnus, assistant commandant, discussing body-fat standards.
229. "Infantry" is the easiest job for recruiters to sell.
230. Being the youngest Marine at the ball.
231. Being the oldest Marine at the ball.
232. Barack Obama. If you can take the degredation of THAT as Commander in Chief and laugh, you can laugh at anything
233. Marine Corpse? Well, after all, his only contact with any corps is the White House press corps, and since Helen Thomas WAS the leading lady, *cough* its an understandable mistake.
234. Marine Corps Times appreciates all you do. Happy birthday, Marines!
235. The rest of us appreciate you as well. Thanks a bunch Jarheads!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Our great Society

When LBJ created the great society in 1964, he signed the death knell of the black family as a domestic institution. Lwas whose stated aim was to end poverty and strengthen the family have instead destroyed it. Today 72% of black mothers are unwed. Among American Indians, the rate is 66% and 53% for hispanics. Whites and Asians are low with 29% and 17% respectively.
Accusations of racism accompany every mention of this tragedy, but we are supposed to be in a post racial realm now. We elected a black president, and have many blacks serving in congress and the courts.
I won't call it racism. It is pre and simple buying votes. democrats feed the black community a string of garbage that conservatives are racist. They show their compassion by funneking dollars into the welfare scam. To get those welfare dollars though a woman must be single, have children, and a limited education. A formula ripe for destruction of the family unit. Children born to single parents are more likely to perform poorly in school, be criminals, and use drugs. They als oare more apt to have children out of wedlock, fueling the fire that is destroying the black community in America.

I have been harping on this for a long time. Today, I found yet another article on this matter here.
We will not win as long as we reward BAD behavior. The cycle needs to be broken before it breaks America.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

This is attributed to Jeff. Don't know if he said it, but some body did.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

"You Might Be a Muslim If":

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't get the humor in it.
h/t John

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The 2012 campaign kicks off TODAY

Sick and tired of campaign trail rhetoric? hoping for a reprieve from the endless commercials telling you just how bad some candidate is? Not to worry, its all over for 2010. 2012 starts today. Its time now to review the vote, study the mistakes, and try to understand just how in the heck Californians could elect an idiot like moonbeam Jerry Clown as governor.
I understand pollution is a serious problem on the coast. Pollution has adverse effects on oxygen absorption in the body. Low O2 means low IQ. splains it all. Oh, and their school systems are an utter failure too.
Back on task, its time to start looking for viable candidates for 2012. We need honest conservatives without a closet full of skeletons. Work on educating your liberal neighbors as well. Smacking them upside the head with a bat is satisfying, but in only increases the level of brain damage. Better to flood them with facts, then sit back, a safe distance, and watch their heads explode.
Find a tea party person you can trust. vet them then promote them. get the ball rolling. When the primary arrives, do every thing in your power that is legal and ethical to get them elected. Then, on the day after the primary, get behind who ever won and support them, remember, better a RINO then a liberal/communist/ progressive/democrat jerk.
Thought you had a break coming? sorry. Just wait until October 2012 when the 2014 cycle kicks off a month earlier still.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Nasty P Lousy Done

It looks like Nancy P Lousy is done as screacher of the house. She loses her private jet and will return to using a broom to comute from SanFranfreakshow to Washington. Unfortunately the voters of California aint smart enough to put her BAD economic policies to rest.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Tuesday FOD!

I know Mondays are Fuck Obama Day at the Criplets, but this week lets all make Tuesday a real Fuck Obama Day. Send him a message. He won't get it, he's that stoopid, but if even a few safe democrats find themselves unemployed, it will make a diffrence for hte next two years.
Don Surber is predicting a 5 seat gain for republicans. I would love to see a seven or eight deat slide myself.
So, on Tuesday, I implore you, send a message, tell Obama to go fuck himself, and your up-for-election-senator Good bye.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Army's new Uniform

The latest uniform for the Army West Point football team didn't work out as well as expected. VMI defenders were able to spot the ball carrier with ease proving the futility of the ACUs. That did not keep Army in check though as they rolled to a 29-7 victory.
I still remember Bob Hope's coments at West Point where he praised their push for nonviolence, citing their defeat at the hands of Navy. Win or lose, I am proud of all three military academies even if their officers need five years of retraining to counteract four years of schooling.
Oh, and the new uniforms look sharp as needles in my book.

While I am on the subject of college football, a big congratulations to Nebraska for thrashing Mizzu. it looks like the big 12 wrap up will pit Nebraska against the Sooners. Which brings me to a question I have asked many friends from Nebraska, Since the huskers are leaving the big 12, if they win against OU, do they get to take the Sooner Schooner off their state road signs?

Clinton vows US will end sexual slavery

Sexual slavery is a real and serious problem. Women the world over are kidnapped, or sold into slavery. Girls as young as nine are forced to become prostitutes, mistresses, or wives, not only against their will, but in many cases beyond their knowledge. Some of these children have no clue what it means to sleep with someone.
Robbed of innocence, robbed of their childhood, and often handed a death sentence. That is the life they are subjected to.
How many thousands of women are brought to the United States each year and forced into service? The numbers would shock you. But it is not only here. In some of the poorest places, girls are treated like toys as well.
Islam is one of the worst offenders. Saudi Arabia imports people to be house servants, and many of them are raped and forced to be sex toys of their arab masters. That is the arabs who are not interested in mainly boys. In Africa, girls from non muslim households are carted off and sold at auction. Their life becomes on of rape and degradation at the hands of Mohammed's pedophiles.

We will not ever end the sex slave business. We can make an impact though. Mandatory death should be the sentence for slave traffickers. a tall tree, a short rope, and a chance to dance on air.
Every pimp, every madam (including Box-o-rocks) should be hung.
When local police bust a whore house, or prostitution ring, the johns should be given something that Viagra won't counter. Something that makes their noodle as dead as spaghetti. That won;t solve the problem, but by driving it deeper, we can curb it immensely.
Clinton, keep fighting. Put a fork in every pervert out there including Chelsea's father. Put one in Bill while you are at it too.

My predictions for Tuesday

Much as I want to see a clean sweep, I do not expect it. Americans are too lackluster right now. Folks were fired up a few months ago, but things are slowing down as the election psycho err cycle draws to a close. tuesday will see the opening rounds of the 2012 election though, and bet they won't be pretty.
Republicans will take the house. No doubt in my mind. Voter fraud will play in a few areas, but many of hte new democrats will become one term wonders. Heck,man folks already wonder why they voted for the idiot in the first place.
The senate will not flip. Democrats will maintain ther lead there, and the two dependents will continue to vote with them. Expect that all to change in 2012 when the 2006 crap gets handed their pink slips enmass.
I expect Reid will fall. Chuck the schmuck will become senate majority misleader and keep the donks on the wrong path. Thats a good thing. he is a coruptocrat through and through. he will not change. he will pursue Barry's communist agenda, will continuely butt heads with house republicans. Two years of grid lock. It will be tough, but our economy will begin to rebound.
Expect a lot of fillabusters in the next two years. Every time a donk thinks about straying from the pen for a bipartisan bill, they will be brow beaten back into the fold.
The dems can console themselve with one thought, at least they won't lose the White House. Even if the house investigaes the kenyan commie, the senate will not impeach him no matter what.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

AG Six working for his base

Seems Mount Hope Cemetery is in a bit of a financial mess. Steven Six has stepped in, some say too early to forestall a financial crisis.
Give him a break, he is only looking out for the only block of Kansas voters to vote a straight democrat ticket every election. he needs to protect his base.
Good work Steve, Next Tuesday, we deep six your ass.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Had a weird dream

This has to be one of the strangest. I dreamt I died. Every one who knew me came to the funeral. not to mourn, just to make sure I was dead. My exwives were sitting in hte front row. When the minister got up and began the eulogy, telling what a wonderful person I had been, my first ex turned to the other and said, "One of us better go check the casket, I think we are at the wrong funeral."

Been under the weather the last week, and have not felt much like posting. Apros to any who missed me. There is a new indoor range in Junction City, go get some practice.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

One for K-state fans

If its 6:01 in Manhattan, what time is it in Lawrence? 59 to 7.

Friday, October 22, 2010

When your last hope is a pariah

Seems all else has failed. Worthless Willie is now the poster child for what a good democrat should be. Six years ago he was the unwanted uncle. Two years ago, his name probably sunk the Hildabeast and we got stuck with Bah rack.
But now, all else has failed. Democtats cannot run on their records, People are mad as hell about Obamacare, cap and trade, and all the other BS the last four years has foisted on us. Since dems regained control of congress in 2006, we have seen the DOW plunge like an SBD Dauntless, unemployment soar like an SR 71, and congressmen dance arround the issues like a Mexican hat dancer on speed.
Bill was, without a doubt, the best democrat president since JFK. (aint sayin much. hell, aint sayin nuthin.) That would make him about #6 of 10 in my life time.
My list?
1. Reagan. hands down, no doubt!
2. GW Bush. Sure he was too much a fiscal liberal, but he believed in defence and even now acts like a true leader.
3. George HW Bush. His one mistake was allowing a tax increase.
4. Ford. he had the guts to step in after Nixon. he did what was right in tough times.
5. Nixon. Worst republican in many decades. he deserted the people of Vietnam. He implemented price freezes and a host of other bad ideas, and he got caught with his hand in the democrats drawers. Still beter then a good dem by far though.
6 Worthless Willie. he should get a medal for all the ugly women he messed with. especially the Hildabeast!
7. JFK. At least he had the balls to stand up to the ruskies, something no dem since has had.
8. LBJ. Saddled us with the grate society. destroyed black families and culture and made them dependents of the government for decades just to buy votes. he did more harm to blacks then the KKK ever could.
9. Carter. For nearly thirty years, I believe it would be impossible for a worse person to be elected president.
10. Barry Obama. This worthless asshat is beyond words, but I'll try. He has no clue how to lead, how to negotiate, or even how to think on his feet. he has done almost as much harm to the black community as Johnsons great society. The afirmative action president is so unqualified that questions regarding his citizenship are immaterial. He knows nothing about the constitution, nothing about government, economics, or ethics. He belongs in prison, not Washington. Without voter fraud, he will be a won term wonder, but Fraud is what he is good at. The only thing from what I can tell. He is so bad that when he campaigns for a fellow dem, their ratings drop. That is why Clinton is on the trail. lets hope voters have good memories, and that sixteen classes of new voters are not deceived.
Willie, I hope your time is not entirely wasted, may you find a few ugly women to bob you knob. Just no voters to buy your crap.

Monday, October 18, 2010

A destructive congress deserves no respect from voters

Jim Abrams, Political propagandist for American Pravda Thinks that voters are not giving congress enough respect. He touts how this congress is the most productive since 1966 when a few democrats sided with republicans to pass civil rights, and Democrats enacted the grate society legislation.
Jim, first and foremost, we sent em to Washington to REPRESENT us, not lord over us. They are there to be our voice, not the voice of George Soros, Steve Jobs, and Bill Gates. We don't need a sitcom called congress knows best, most of them have no clue. How many of them have held productive jobs in the last ten years? How many of them have EVER held productive jobs?
Sadly, too many congress critters are liars err lawyers. Besides being bottom feeders, they are predators, attacking those who make money, produce jobs, produce wealth, and strengthen our economy. But what would you know about that Jim? You are a reporter, another POS who contributes NOTHING to the national growth. You, like every entertainer are a leech on society. In good times, we tolerate you. We want to be entertained, and hopefully informed. You entertain, that's for sure, much like a clown, or a comedian. You are singing the praises of the most DESTRUCTIVE congress ever.
If you took a moment to examine what they have done, you wold be screaming for their removal from office. Are you paid campaign dollars to write the Bull shit you posted? If not you are stupid. You are giving them free press, and packing it with lies.
This congress is an utter failure. They Stimulated a 7% unemployment problem into a 10% one. Paid off the unions with cash for clunkers. Sunk the health insurance industry, are set to torpedo the best health care system in the world as a result. How many folks go to France for special health needs? Or Canada, or the great socialist success story Cuba? People come here for the cutting edge stuff.
You are right we did not have gridlock. Maybe if we had, they would have been forced to enact reasonable legislation. They had a majority in the house, Nancy P Lousy as screecher, a super majority in the senate, with nary a chance for a filibuster, until Massiveclueless sent a republican to fill the floaters water soaked shoes. Yet they still failed to get much of their legislation through because they wanted too much.
Did you notice the town hall meetings? That was not astroturf. Did you see the marches by conservatives on Washington? we were not bussed in by unions, or paid to be there. Yet still you and congress fail to get the message.
Nov 2 marks the end of the most destructive congress ever. Had they listened to the people, it might be different. Dems lost their majority when the spending got too out of control. Republicans changed that. Then the republicans started to act like democrats. When the dems mocked the republican spending in 2006 and 2008, people listened. What we now realize is they were saying republicans are rank amateurs in the run away spending arena.
This generation, like mine in 1980 learned a lesson. In twenty of so years, communism will make a come back, and democrats will again have too much power.
Its nice to know the unproductive part of society is happy with this congress. folks in entertainment, the ones on welfare, and all the other leeches were well fed. Now its time to clean up the mess the dems caused.
The most productive congress will be the one elected in 2012 to clean up this mess. I don't hold much hope for 2010, Barry the Bungler will have veto power. In 2012, we get a new prez, and a chance to replace a whole heap of dumb ass democrap senators. 21 anticapitalists and two dependents who caucus with them will be up for grabs. Heck, it possible even Hawaii and California could flip given how angry voters are now. Keep in mind, 2006 was the century of the democrat, and like hitlers 1000 year reich, it aint gonna last that long.
You also try to pass the buck by noting how the stimuless was passed by the previous congress, which was controled by the same bunch of thugs err democrats. Minus of course, Floater and Robert KKK Byrd, both of whom finally took advice to fuck off and die.
So in ending Jim, all I can tell you is get a clue. After that, try a real job. They are scarce right now, but as soon as dems are out of power in congress, that is sure to change.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Been Thinking

Maybe Alvin Greene is right, maybe the recession is Jim Dement's fault.


After all, had the republicans stayed on message, continued to cut spending, cut taxes, tossed welfare businesses under the bus, and acted like conservatives, voters would not have booted them in 2006. had that been the case, Nancy P lousy would not be screecher of the House, Barry would be a little known wash out in the Illinois senate, and we would not be burdened with TARP, Stim-u-less, cash for clunkers and the whole boondoggle we now have to cleanse Washington and the nation of.
So vote for Alvin Green. He's too dumb to be dishonest, and every bill he produces will be shorter then ten sentences, and monosyllabic to boot.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Advertising junk

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads.




This one should get First Prize, especially after reading the response at the end.......





















I e-mailed it to my

Japanese doctor friend and

he e-mailed back:

"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

The courts approve false statements

Seems the idiots on the 9th circus have no problem with people telling lies for gain. So will they drop the oath for people testifying in their courts? Probably not, but since its ok to fib about being a decorated vet, or even being a vet, it should be no problem to lie about other stuff now.
Lawyers who defend such actions should be disbarred. They are scum.
Our vets have risked much for our country. Awards for their bravery are often lacking. We have seen that with the war on terror where so far, only one living person has been nominated for the Medal of Honor.
At the least, scumbags who make such bogus claims should be taken to the front lines and made to show they have the courage it takes to do what our soldiers and Marines do. Fast rope em into a Taliban camp with a K-Bar and a canteen, then let a predator drone film their successful display of courage and valor.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sunday Night Football

Who do you cheer for when you want them both to lose? The San Franfreakshow 69ers vs Michael Vicks dog fight support group. If The ughles had some one other then Vick, I'd be cheering for them. Maybe since he is out with an injury it will make me lean their way, but for now, I want em both to lose.
Lets hope for an earthquake and that the whole city slides into the bay some time during the second quarter.
To make matters worse, its on Nothing But Crap, home of the latest batshit crazy attack on conservative values and George W Bush, Outlaw.

The liberal method.

The liberal agenda on firearms confiscation has received a few setbacks in recent years. their unconstitutional laws have been sacked by the courts time and again.
Their alternative strategy is to use law suits to shut down businesses that sell fire arms. In this case, a frivolous law suit.
I sympathize with Elizabeth Shirley. It is sad to lose a child, and to have it slaughtered by an angry spouse is even more horrible. Her suit should target the grandmother, the one who purchased the gun, not the dealer. It is possible granny was duped as well, and I certainly feel for her, losing a grand child and great grand child. Facts are she allowed the gun she purchased to fall into the hands of a psycho. as for Baxter Springs Pawn and Gun, I hope Shirley is made to pay their expenses, every dime, or as an alternative, make the unjust judges pay it. That liberals use the courts and lawsuits like this to destroy the gun industry is a high crime!
Kansas has a severe problem with their courts. the system is set up so that judges can be removed by vote of the people. None have ever been removed! federal judges are in worse peril even with our senate being grid locked. We need judicial reform. We need it now!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Camping in Canada

Yikes! The guy is lucky to be alive. Man I bet that hurt!






















Thursday, October 7, 2010

Irresponsible

Nothing else fits to describe this ad. The global warming agiprop is so wrong. They have been outed for the farce they are. All it is is a ploy to gut the US economy and feed Communist failed systems and tin pot dictators through out the world.

Typical Dem

Stdney Carlin has been a rep for many years. She used to be likeable. Embolden by the Dem victories in 2008, her true colors are beginning to show through.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Fire cat


Some body tossed a cigarette yesterday and started a grass fire near my house. After the fire fighters left, there were several flare ups. While I extinguishing one of them, one of my cats was going nuts near a piece of sheet metal. When I looked underneath, I found a batch of kittens. One was still alive. Her hair is singed, her wiskers are all gone, But she made it.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Its FOD somewhere.

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
The Dems are insane.
Its only half past twelve,
but I don't care,
Its FOD somewhere.

Friday, October 1, 2010

What democrats do

Seems the Truman administration, the phase two of FDR conducted experiments on patients in Guatemala involving syphilis. Barry is bending over backwards to apologize. That too is a democrat trait. He had nothing to do with it, most if not all the people involved are dead, yet he some how feels he needs to apologize.
Would a Republican administration have done any different? Probably not. Most burrocraps are there from administration to administration, liberal parasites on the life blood of our nation. Like Colleges, the gov is honey for these human flies.
Was it wrong? The experiments were testing penicillin, and whether or not it could prevent infection. The subjects were criminals. If they were rapists, it was a lenient sentence. Besides, the guatamalian government knew and apparently agreed.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Just in case you forgot


Here is a reminder that the democrat party has not changed. All Barry's BS was just that, BS The dems are the same as they were 150 years ago. Diffrent faces, same agenda.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Justice DENIED

the moonbat court of criminal assistance has denied the family of Susan Jordan of Riverside County, justice. Albert Brown should have been room temperature 29 years ago! He Raped and murdered her in 1980. What is WRONG with California? Sure its the ninth Circus, But these idiots are crapped out of the west coast legal system.
The issue of lethal injection was settled by the supreme court in 2008. We the people need to hammer home to these injustices that actions like those today will not be tolerated. We need to start a call in campaign EVERY TIME a scum bag gets a reprieve, and demand that our representatives impeach the unjust judge for accessory after the fact, and aiding and abetting a felon. Some how we need to get it through their pin heads what A-N-D means. The dipshits do not have a clue.

Americans don't know much about religion

A survey has confirmed what I have said for a long time, that Many Americans do not know squat about theirs or other religions. 80% of people in this nation identify themselves as Christians, yet many do not attend church, few pray, fewer fast, and very few read the Bible.
The Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life did a survey and confirmed it. You can read the whole thing here. 32 Questions, every one got asked the same ones. People were often clueless about their own faith, and lost concerning others.
Frankly, if people understood the other faiths, islam would no longer exist. It and its hate would not be tolerated.
Some might think I am intolerant myself, but islamic main streamers say they want to kill me. they have killed friends already. I'm just fighting back.