Saturday, May 8, 2010

Denny, some how you got the joke wrong

Approximately 80,000 Democrats meet in the Washington D.C. as Barry Soetoro prepared to introduce his pick to head the IRS.

The Won says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that democrats are not stupid. Would Mr. Geither please come forward?"

Tim gingerly makes his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The Won asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds Tim says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all of the 80,000 democrats start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

The Kenyan next says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give uh, him another chance ." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?".

After nearly 30 seconds Geither eventually says, "Ninety?"

Barry the ball less is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh

-- everyone is disheartened, Tim starts crying and the 80,000 democrats begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The illegal imigrant leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?".

The Geither closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 democrats jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... " GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

I know, Denny, you're gonna say thats how it was in hte e-mail yo ugot, but you needed a blonde joke, not a democrap joke. Sigh.

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