An old woman goes to get a tattoo
" I want Tom Cruise here and Matt Damon here ! ( Pointing at her upper thighs )
As the work goes on the lady starts complaining.
"I don't think that looks much like them !"
" Trust me lady once I am through it will " , replies the tat man.
When he is finished the women is still not convinced .
" That's because you're looking at them upside down" says the tat man, handing her a mirror.
" Well I guess you are right but why the hell did you put Phil Robertson between them ?