I was standing in line at Walmart, and swapping jokes with the lady behind me. She said she was a little redneck, so I asked her how redneck she was, had she ever mowed her lawn and found a vehicle?
She said "No, and I've never had an engine hanging from a tree in my front yard either."
That got me to laughing, and I told her we should patent a red neck bird feeder, make it look like an engine block hanging on a chain. Imagine how that would fly with the loco HOA NAZI!
Yeah, I can get real weird.