Lets help them leave

 The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the days since the election, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
The election of Donald Trump is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Brett Baier.
Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists, and Antifa crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota.
The producer was cold, exhausted, and hungry.
“He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left. Didn’t even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare old Rush Limbaugh programs across the fields.
“Not real effective,” he said. “The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn’t give milk.”
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into EV's, drive them across the border, and leave them to fend for themselves.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though.”

Many of the vehicles are running out of juice due to the lack of charging stations between Columbia Falls MT and Calgary. Hwy 22 is littered with Tesla's and Ford Lightnings. The lines at the few stations in Ft Macleod Stretch for miles. Digbee's Diner ran out of free range chicken late Wednesday and you can't get kale anywhere.
When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Trump administration’s establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.
In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.
“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.
“I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”
In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President elect Vance met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to the White House said.
“We’re going to have some Taylor Swift concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out.”