Nebraska Football

You have to understand Nebraska to understand why football is so popular there.
There are only two things to do in Nebraska, watch the corn grow and football. After about mid August, the corn watching gets pretty dull, so football season starts then. If Nebraska were further south, they wouldn't take notice of the football until December.
Coach Pelini is very popular, almost on a par with Tom Osborne, commonly known as TO. The reason is most Nebraska fans cannot spell Bob.
The vicious lies about Nebraska cheerleaders grazing at half time is unfounded. Once they get a taste of good Nebraska corn, they turn their noses at the leafy stuff.
Go big red. Don't let the door hit you in the ass as you slither off to the big ten.

Its Constitution Day

The Constitution of the United States, once the supreme law of the land begins with the words We The People. Some how in recent years, ok, a century or more, that has been ignored by lawmakers and politicians on both sides of the isle.
Its time for the People to take control of OUR country. A lot of congress critters and judges need to go. That is the bottom line. 2012 needs to be the year that the Constitution is restored. If your congressperson is a lawyer, find some one of good moral character to run against them. The 13th ammendment needs to be codified into law, and the court system cleaned up. Won't happen, but I can dream.

Saturday humor

A guy fell asleep on the beach and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his thighs. He went to the hospital and was admitted with second-degree burns. His skin was starting to blister and he was in severe pain so the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him?' The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

Topeka, algae is the least of your worries.

Seems the fine folk at KDHE are a little concerned about water safety as Milford reservoir begins to discharge water contaminated with blue green algae. This has a few of the residents there worried. The good news is that Topeka so far has not detected algae in their water supply. the bad news is Manhattan St George, Wamego, and dang near every town in Kansas dumps their sewage into the river. Sure, its processed, but you can talk all day and won't convince me that they can get all my Mexican Chili shit our of any thing.
Seriously, Dogs around Milford have died from drinking the lake water. Folks need to take this issue to heart right now. Act as though your biggest worry is my Mexican chili shit, it could save your pets life.

The Report Card

Stolen from Don Surber, posted with corrections.

Video from shoot a koran day.

10th anual shoot a Koran day

OK, it was my second. This year, I got a few friends involved. we got some video, and a couple of pics. The Masturbation Manual for Mass Murderers is Hamster bedding. Oops, we forgot the bacon. Oh well, maybe next year.