A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to
repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the
pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean
you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went
back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over
the head with her spoon and said, "Don't EVER complain about my cooking
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