Friday, November 16, 2018

Jimmy the Accoster is back

A judge ruled that President Trump cannot bar fake news media's shill from White House briefings.
Considering how the pos acts, I see this as becoming a win for the President. The White House is drawing up rules for the media, something that should have been done decades ago.
So let the fun begin. If it was me running the show I would require the press to submit all questions an hour ahead of the briefing. Follow up questions would only be taken from the walking deadbeat who submitted the question regardless of whether two or more submitted the same question.
After the howling woke the dead at Arlington, I would change the rules a bit and allow others to ask follow up questions. I would then completely ignore Acosta.
Let him sit and sulk. Let him jump up and down like a second grader trying to please the teacher. Put a Secret Service agent on either side of him or behind him so he knows he will be manhandled if he gets out of line.
Change the rules and allow only one or two camera crews in the briefing room. Rotate which network gets to have their crew in, but do not include fake news in the rotation.
Give access to the briefings to alternative media and put them in front of Acosta. Have designated seating and cut an inch off the front legs of Acosta's assigned chair. Have an alternate chair for him as well. Cut the left side legs shorter on it. That should be a natural position for Jimmy.
Finally, there is a sound system they use at protests. It echo's back the person's voice with a 1/4 to 1/2 delay programmed in. Give Jimmy a mic hooked to that kind of system. Should be a hoot to watch him try asking a question.

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