Tuesday, November 13, 2018

They have arrived

Approximately 400 advance troops of the central American invasion force arrived in Tijuana today, escorted by Mexican Policia. The group was reportedly intentionally delayed for a week out of concern that they would vote for left wing candidate DeLeon instead of center right veteran Dianne Feinstein.
The group reportedly immediately began scaling the border fence into Mexifornia.
In related news, the NFL game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Los Angles Rams scheduled to be played in Mexico City has been changed to LA after it was determined that all the ticket holders were in route to California. The stated purpose for the change was field conditions in Mexico City, but if it's good enough to play soccer, what more do they need?

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