Friday, July 19, 2019

What happened?

All of a sudden the stories about President Trump having had a fling with some porn stars are vanishing like mist in the morning.
It was only a short time ago that the creepy Porn lawyer, soon to be convict, was on all the leftist media proclaiming how his client, whom he robbed, would bring down President Trump!
Then the house of cards began collapsing.
Seriously, President Trump is a known germ-a-phobe. If no one else purchased hand sanitizer for a decade, they would still be pumping the stuff out for him. So, would a man that obsessed with germs be willing to doodle his noodle in a petri pot full of possibly untreatable diseases?
Do we have any proof he did? Do we have proof his dong is average size with a mushroom head? Maybe the real crime is extortion by Avanti and Daniels?
In any case, the SDNY has declined to press any charges. Don's resident persistent troll will need to find a new schtick. Nonny the Ninny is mad he didn't get to go to the White house with all the other special kids.

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