Friday, April 22, 2011

Chuck Norris? nah

OK, everyone has heard a ton of Chuck Norris Jokes. How about some regarding Deer reader?
1. Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
1a. Barry Soetoro does not flush teh toilet, he gives a speach and bores the shit out of it.

2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
2a. Barry Soetoro plans to take the US debt to infinity. Squared.

3.Leading economists say it is impossible to get the unemployment rate to 100%. Barry Soetoro laughs.

1 comment:

reepotomac said...

Lots of stations in Kansas have this redneck song. See if you can tell people to request it.
http://mycountrymyass.com