Tuesday, April 7, 2015

A little morning humor

Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?
A: Everybody won.

Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
A: Rai Ping Yu

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?
A: Wong

Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf?
A: Tai Nee.

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
A: Mel Ting.

Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
A: Phil Ming.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: What is the most common crime in China?
A: Identity Fraud.

Q: What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho

how high is a chinese man
Im not asking u something im telling you how high is a name of a Chinese man.

Q: How do you know if a Chinese gang robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they're still trying to backup out of the driveway.

Q: Why are there so many girls in a Chinese strip club?
A: Because of all the wangs

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They drop a broom out the window and see what Sound it makes. Thats why your name is Ching Chang Chong.

Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist?
A: Tai Ping.

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short.

Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
A: Lim Ping

Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter?
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.

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