Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?
A: Everybody won.
Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
A: Rai Ping Yu
Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?
Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf?
A: Tai Nee.
Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
A: Mel Ting.
Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
A: Phil Ming.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What is the most common crime in China?
A: Identity Fraud.
Q: What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese gang robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they're still trying to backup out of the driveway.
Q: Why are there so many girls in a Chinese strip club?
A: Because of all the wangs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They drop a broom out the window and see what Sound it makes. Thats why your name is Ching Chang Chong.
Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist?
A: Tai Ping.
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short.
Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter?
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.