Papa shark decided it was time to take junior out and teach him how to hunt. They headed to the sea shore, and were swimming along near the beach when they looked up and saw some one swimming in the water. papa said to junior, "I want you to go up there, make sure your fin is out of the water, and circle him two or three times before you grab his leg and pull him under."
Junior said, "OK, but why waste time doing that?"
Said papa, "They always taste better if you scare the shit out of em first."
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