Q: What did 50 Cent say to to his grandma after she knit him a sweater?
A: Gee, You knit?
Q: Why do you tend not to ask out the chick at the bar with the black eye?
A: Because you already know the bitch doesn't listen.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
A: Because he has holes in his hands.
Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A: You would be all right
Q: Why don't the Indonesians take showers anymore?
A: Because they are washing up on the beaches!
Q: Why is February Black History Month?
A: Cause it's the shortest month of the year.
Q. Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A. The beans keep falling through the grill
Q: What does a black person and a soda machine have in common?
A: They both take your money and give you coke in return.
Q: How did Jews leave the concentration camps?
A: Through the chimneys!
Q: How do you blind an ASIAN?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
Q: How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
Q: What do you call a fat kid with no arms?
I make whiskey disappear
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