Two uninformed voters traveled to San Franfreakshow. They headed to a pub close to the bay and began drinking. They were thoroughly wasted and decide to make their way back to their motel room. When they exited the bar, a fog had descended on Gaytown, and they could see at most three feet. At that point, the mayor of San Fran walked up and was about to enter the bar. The one uninformed voter put out his hand and asked, "Hey fella, can you tell us where we are?"
The Mayor turned to him and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The uninformed voter turned to his friend and said, "we are in some serious trouble. We don't know where we are, and he doesn't know who he is."