Tuesday, June 4, 2013

A little morning humor

An old man was sitting in the front row at a town hall meeting, heckling the congressman as he delivered a long speech. Finally the congressman could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said,

"will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the community."

"Well Mr. congressman," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election."

1 comment:

extexanwannabee said...

I am donating this joke...not that you need any help, you've got some real knee-slappers here...

Two guys were going hunting and they stopped by the farmer's home to get permission.
"I'll go in and ask" said the first guy. "I've known him a long time."
The other guy nodded, and the first guy went up to the door and knocked.
The farmer answered and talked to the first guy for a while. "Sure, sure you guys go ahead and hunt. I was wondering though if you'd do me a favor."
"Of course" said the first guy.
"I've got this old horse that's over twenty-five years old, and she's blind, deaf, and can hardly get around by herself any more. I don't have the heart but I would appreciate it if you'd shoot her for me?"
"Sure" said the first guy, and he headed back to the truck.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" asked the second guy anxiously. "Will he let us hunt?"
The first guy was kind of a practical joker and answered "Hell NO!" and he pulled his winchester from the rifle rack and shot the horse.
The second guy, now infuriated, pulled out his 30.06 and shot two cows.