Saturday, June 15, 2013

Saturday blonde joke

A blonde  called an import parts  warehouse and asked for a 28 ounce water pump.

"A what?" said the confused parts guy.

"My husband says he needs a 28 ounce water pump."

"A 28 ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?"

"A Datsun."

As the parts guy wrote down "Datsun, 28 ounce water pump" the light in his head went on. "Oh yes ma'am. We've got 28 ounce water pumps. We have 24 ounce and 26 ounce water pumps, too."

"Finally, " she said. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."

"Yes ma'am. That's because we're a full-service parts warehouse; it's our job to have the parts you need, like a 28 ounce water pump," he said.

(the other places must have been staffed wit hlow information voters)

4 comments:

Gregory said...

I'm totally lost on this one....

Wraith said...

Datsun sports cars:

240Z, 260Z and 280Z...or 24 oz, 26 oz and 28 oz.

I admit, it took me a few seconds too.

Bustednuckles said...

Me too ,had to go back, read it again and then the keyword, Datsun and 28 and OZ finally clicked.

Good one there.

Spartacus said...

280Z, big deal. What's a "wit hlow"?