There was a man who really took care of his body.
One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis.
So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in
the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it
around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice
in this world.''
The other lady asked what she meant. "Well, when I was 20, I was curious
about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was
70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing
wild and I'm too old to squat!"
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