Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Too Bucking Fad

So it seems ObamAA+s hero and mentor has terminal cancer. Communist presser and cheerleader Dan blather err Rather reports that he has entered the final stages in his fight. Treatment at the best facilities in the world, if Michael Moore is to be believed, have failed. I'll celebrate when he is six feet under, you can bet on that, but for now, good news is good news.
Amalamadingdong you are thinking? Nah, just Hugo Chavez, opresser of Venezuela.

Dear Christina

I'm sure you love your daughter and want to protect her from scorn. Really, I am. Is that why you broadcast her name and her catastrophe award for most excuses on homework assignments accross the entire world? You claim she was embarrassed by the award, and because every one laughed at her. I'm sure they did. She deserved it apparently, but instead of letting it end there, you made sure the world knows her shame and can laugh at her as well. Maybe she will learn a lesson from this, you have not. Maybe she will learn to get assignments in on time. Did her precious little ego get bruised. Wah! too bad! Egos get bruised all the time. Its part of life. If you didn't want her to be embarrassed, there are a number of options you could have selected. One was an abortion. I don't favor abortions, in fact I oppose them strongly. You might just be a case though where an abortion would be the correct answer. go talk to your mom, Cassandra's grandmother, and see if she could ram a coat hanger through your ear, its never too late for that. Call it a retroactive late term abortion, very late term. The second option would be to home school her so you are in control. I know that's not an option for you, she is already light years ahead of you because you are a dolt. Option three, the one I recommend, is stay in contact with her teachers. Visit her class room at least one every two weeks, ask how she is doing and whether she is getting assignments in on time. Yannow, you might just learn a thing or three about your daughter, and years down the road, it might keep her from making serious mistakes such as spreading her legs too soon, or for the wrong guy. or using drugs, or other bad choices she could make. It would almost be worth it to make a trip to Tucson just to stop in and laugh in your face. I won't waste the gas though.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Antidote for a bad pun

Well, Denny had his Moanday pun up, and its a good one, or not. For those who need a laugh to start the week, heres one to maybe make your day. Jesus and Moses are out golfing one day. They reach the 15th hole, which has a nice sized water hazard seperating the fairway from the green, and after the initial drives, they wander out onto the fairway. When it comes time for Jesus' shot, he looks at how far he has to go to the green and selects the 9-iron for his shot. "You might want to reconsider," says Moses. "That's a 7-iron shot if I ever saw one." Jesus shakes his head. "I once saw Arnold Palmer make this exact shot with a 9-iron. If he can do it, then so can I." Moses laughs. "Alright, if you insist." "I'm telling you, if Arnold Palmer can make this shot witha 9-iron, then I shouldn't have any problems." And with that, he lined up for his shot, took a mighty swing, and watched as the ball went up and up, and then down and down and down... right into the water hazard. Jesus shakes his head in disgust. "I don't understand it. Arnold Palmer did it!" Moses just laughs and says, "I'll tell you what, I'll let you do that one again. But I'm telling you, that's a 7-iron shot." Moses then walks over to the pond, holds out his arms and parts the water, just like the Red Sea. He then calmly walks over to Jesus' ball, picks it up, walks back to his friend, and drops it down in front of him. "7-iron," he says, before stepping back. "I'm telling you," says Jesus, "If Arnold Palmer did it, so can I." Moses laughs but doesn't say anything else as Jesus lines up for his shot. This time, his swing is near perfect, and the ball goes up and up and up, and then down, and down, and down, and.... PLUNK! Right into the drink again. "I don't understand it," says Jesus. "I should be able to make that shot with a 9-iron if Arnold Palmer did too." "Well," says Moses. "I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. Now you're going to have to go and get your own ball." Jesus sighs, walks over to the water, and then begins walking on top of the water. When he gets to the spot where his ball went in, he kneels down and begins fishing around for it. As this was happening, a man drives by in a golf cart and sees Jesus kneeling on top of the water trying to find his ball. After a moment or two, the man calls out to Moses, "Hey, does that guy think he's Jesus or something?" "No," yells Moses in response. "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

Sunday, May 27, 2012

How lethal is a 22

Found this video here. Interesting that they attempted shots as far as 440 yards. Something to think about when you want to laugh at the iea of home defense with a rim fire, but in the right hands, it is the best weapon. For a woman who is afraid of guns, or some one who is frail, a 22 would be a good choice. Sure, a 357 would stop some one with one shot, but they gotta hit em first. With a 22 pistol, they would have as many as ten shots to put hurt on a perp. Just something to think about when you are considering your next purchase. Oh, and ammo is dirt cheap.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Wouldn't want to do that

Some people are gonna scream that this is disrespecting of Trayvon Martin, the thug from south Florida whose spree ended when he didn't even bring a knife to a gun fight. personally, I could give a shit less what they think. My opinion is that it is disrespecting to gloss over his sorry history. his mommy and pops might feel better thinking that their thug was a little angel, but he was not. He was a sorry piece of shit who dealt drugs, assaulted people, stole, broke into homes, and was generally a wart on society. he aint a hero, he's a zero, and with that in mind, here is my contribution of the day.

I went ahead and marked the first ten but didn't bother on the second set. Its windy today in Kansas, but still nice groups.
If you are wondering where I got the target, I stole the image from GGDF, stretched it back to correct size, and printed it out on my computer. Funny graphic.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Ever heard of Brett Kimberlin?

He is a convicted domestic terrorist. A man sentenced to fifty years in prison for setting bombs in Speedway Indiana, the man is lower then life scum. he is also good friends with Chunky Chuck Johnson of LGF fame.
You won't find Brett Kimberlin on Wikipedia, his entry has been deleted. Information about him though abound on the net. most of it comes from conservative bloggers, many of whom have been attacked by this insult to humanity.
To get a good scoop, and see the scope of this mans depravity, just go here. This creep is just another Soros funded left wing hater. keep that in mind, and support folks like Paterico and R.S.McCain.
Don't expect him to be brought to justice any time soon either. he is part of ObamAA+'s civilian force of ner do wells. Part of his civilian force that is supposed to be as big as the Army.
I guess the idea of brownshirts like Hitler had in his SA don't bother some people. Well, it bothers me.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Just a dumb thought

Some times dumb thoughts hit me. And this may be one of my dumbest. We have been fighting a war on drugs for the last twenty thirty, fifty? Years, and we are losing. For every means of detecting their traffic, they come up with a better means to sneak stuff in. They have made tunnels that could compete with the New York subway system, submarines that are befitting an emerging world power, aircraft that are nearly undetectable, and they are better armed then Saddam Insane was.

Sure, we pop an occasional mule. We pop a lot of mules, but the supply doesn’t seem to be diminished in the least. We have thrown our brightest and best, our toughest and bravest, and they still keep coming. The drug thugs are capitalists through and through, they are all about profit and money. When a few dealers in a region get smacked, the price goes up. Supply and demand at its best, or worst. They still make money, in fact, they make more return on the dollar then when the drug war aint happening.

So how do we win? The bottom line is we don’t, The war on drugs, like the war on terror is more about stripping individual liberty from Americans then it is stopping a few stupid people from wrecking their own lives.

So what's my plan? Catch and release. Sure, that's what they are doing now, they catch a dealer and put him out on probation and he continues to deal drugs, but now he has to have a job to stay out of jail so he works at Burger King where his customers have better access. Yup, that’ll show em.

That's not what I was talking about though, I mean catch and release the drugs themselves. Huh? Are you mad? Just give it back to the dealers? Not exactly. Instead of the cops burning piles and piles of weed coke etc., distribute it to the users. Limited quantities, put a cap on purchases so to speak so it does not get redistributed, but put the product back into the system. The users are gonna get their junk come hell or high water.

When the cops shut down the Manhattan area dealers, the users just went shopping to Topeka, Salina and Wichita. The ones who won were the gas suppliers. Instead, rather then burning the pot and coke, redistribute it at a cut rate price. By the time it is processed as evidence and the trial is over, new suppliers are in place, so a flood of the market with cheap product would hurt the dealers. It additionally would provide cash infusions for struggling state and local governments.

California and other states are decriminalizing the shit. The people who use it are ruining their lives, but they would do that no matter what, so rather then drug money going to Mexico and Columbia, keep it at home. I think that would hurt the cartels worse then anything.

Am I crazy? Yeah.......