A little boy is standing on top of a cliff,
looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A Muslim cleric
approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little boy turns to him and says, "My mommy and daddy were in their
car - and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down
there."
The Imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and while unraveling his loincloth says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Friday, February 28, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
My brothers keeper
I had my lunch ruined today when the TV in the establishment switched to coverage of the SCoaMF trotting out his new racist sceme. They call it "My brothers keeper". Hey! why not, most of em have a keeper of sorts now. Its either a Corrections officer, a bondsman, or a probation officer. Might as well get the last few under government control so they won't feel left out, and be inclined to do some crime to get included.
If Oblowme gave one shit about black men, and boys, he would end the welfare state which encourages women to raise children with out a father or father figure in their lives. That is a recipe for disaster now being played out in places like Detroit, Chicago, and nearly every major metropolitan area in the nation where the vast majority of black children grow up with out a father because mom sponges off us via welfare.
Doubling down on stupid is still stupid. it has become this administrations calling card.
If Oblowme gave one shit about black men, and boys, he would end the welfare state which encourages women to raise children with out a father or father figure in their lives. That is a recipe for disaster now being played out in places like Detroit, Chicago, and nearly every major metropolitan area in the nation where the vast majority of black children grow up with out a father because mom sponges off us via welfare.
Doubling down on stupid is still stupid. it has become this administrations calling card.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Bad attitude
Yes, I have one of those today. I spent most of the morning in the ER because of an unattentive driver. I was returning home from taking my wife to work when I got sideswiped. I was traveling next to a vehicle in a pack. We were all doing roughly 50mph, and as we came up onto the Blue River bridge, the woman who was next to me decided she wanted to change lanes.
I caught movement out of the corner of my eye, and tried to avoid her, but it was too late. She was swerving left,but looking right. Normally a side swipe isn't too bad a collision, but I tried to avoid contact with the bridge rail, and that resulted in us colliding twice. the second time sent my car into a fish tail which although not fun, should be no big deal.
The problem is, I am recovering from neck surgery, and all that side to side motion put a heavy strain on my neck. When I got stopped, it felt like the titanium plate and screws had pulled loose. I mean serious pain.
She stopped about a hundred feet beyond me, and in a few minutes was marching to my car. No, are you hurt, or is every thing ok? It was here is my information, I need yours, I'm in a hurry. She was a total bitch. She then had the audacity to tell the cop that I came out of no where and was really flying. The damage on the sides of the cars makes it pretty darn clear we were traveling the same speed.
A black woman with anger issues. Lets hope an increased insurance rate makes her rethink her driving skills or lack there of. ER visits, and CT scans do not come cheap.
As for my car, well, $2500 should have it good as used. The front alignment is messed up, as is the front passenger door. This is its third accident since I got it, and none were my fault. the first two, it was parked. The second was a hit and run, the first? Another angry black woman. At least this one has insurance. The first had a current card, but it had lapsed for lack of payment.
I caught movement out of the corner of my eye, and tried to avoid her, but it was too late. She was swerving left,but looking right. Normally a side swipe isn't too bad a collision, but I tried to avoid contact with the bridge rail, and that resulted in us colliding twice. the second time sent my car into a fish tail which although not fun, should be no big deal.
The problem is, I am recovering from neck surgery, and all that side to side motion put a heavy strain on my neck. When I got stopped, it felt like the titanium plate and screws had pulled loose. I mean serious pain.
She stopped about a hundred feet beyond me, and in a few minutes was marching to my car. No, are you hurt, or is every thing ok? It was here is my information, I need yours, I'm in a hurry. She was a total bitch. She then had the audacity to tell the cop that I came out of no where and was really flying. The damage on the sides of the cars makes it pretty darn clear we were traveling the same speed.
A black woman with anger issues. Lets hope an increased insurance rate makes her rethink her driving skills or lack there of. ER visits, and CT scans do not come cheap.
As for my car, well, $2500 should have it good as used. The front alignment is messed up, as is the front passenger door. This is its third accident since I got it, and none were my fault. the first two, it was parked. The second was a hit and run, the first? Another angry black woman. At least this one has insurance. The first had a current card, but it had lapsed for lack of payment.
A little morning humor
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, “Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!”
“Great Nancy, but how?” asked Harry.
“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey, aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?”
“Yes we are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color.”
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”
“Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two dicks
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
A little morning humor
Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Nancy P Lousy
are travelling down The Yellow Brick Road. After a while they encounter a wizard.
"I am a great and powerful wizard, and I will grant each one of you what you need the most," says the wizard.
"Harry Reid, you don't actually care about any of the citizens. So to you I will give a heart."
"Gee, thanks Mr. Wizard," said a suddenly grateful Reid.
"John Boehner: you are too afraid to stand up to the nutcases in the House. So to you I will give courage."
"Gosh, thanks wiz!" sobbed Boehner, wiping away some tears.
"Ooh, ooh! I know I know! Yer gonna give me a brain and make me super smart, aren't ya wizard dude?" exclaimed Nancy P Lousy.
"Look lady," he replied. "I'm a wizard, not a fucking miracle worker."
Monday, February 24, 2014
Hey dumbass
I can think of no title better suited to former injustice John Paul Stevens the mentally deficient former member of the SCOTUS is trotting out his meme that the 2nd amendment needs to be rewritten. Well, dumbass, its not your job to tell US what you imagine it should say. It was your job to uphold it, something which you roundly failed to do.
You, a democrat hero, are a disgrace. It is not up to the injustices of the court to change any amendment. We have a process set down in the Constitution for doing that. You are emblematic of the problem with our government today. You have fully failed to do your sworn duty. You are not an incompetent nincompoop like Oblowme, you sir are a traitor to our nation. In other words, a typical Chicago political hack.
You, a democrat hero, are a disgrace. It is not up to the injustices of the court to change any amendment. We have a process set down in the Constitution for doing that. You are emblematic of the problem with our government today. You have fully failed to do your sworn duty. You are not an incompetent nincompoop like Oblowme, you sir are a traitor to our nation. In other words, a typical Chicago political hack.
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