How do you solve a problem like sharia

They board a bus andblow it up
To a lie their lives they swear.
They'll kill you if you go to Mass
And complain about what women wear
And underneath their garments
A bomb vest is hidden there!
They only love molesting goats and children

Their civilization is backwards
But their threat to ours is real
They hate and scream about everything
And slaughter Jews with zeal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Islam is not an asset to the world.

The only good comes from their soil
Underneath it's oil!

How do you solve a problem like sharia?
How do you take Jihad and put it down?
Is there any thing worse than sharia?
Its coming like a plague into you town.

You cannot tell them the truth of the Gospel
They simply refuse to try to understand.
So how do you make them obey
And simply go away
Without destroying anymore civilized land?

How do you solve a problem like Sharia
What do you do when jihad sweeps your land?

The Koran is so confused
Out of focus and misused
And no one knows just what Mo Ham Head said.
That they are the words of Satan
We can now know for certain.
They bring death and destruction Hand in hand.
They'll out lie a politician
There is no assimilation
Their one goal is to spread o'er all the world.
They're not gentle They're not mild
Strap a bomb onto a child.
They hate Christians! They hate Hindu's!
They hate You!

How do you solve a problem like sharia?
How do you take Jihad and put it down?
Is there any thing worse than sharia?
Its coming like a plague into you town.

You cannot tell them the truth of the Gospel
They simply refuse to try to understand.
So how do you make them obey
And simply go away
Without destroying anymore civilized land?

 How do you solve a problem like Sharia
What do you do when jihad sweeps your land?

OK, I'm gonna blame Mandy Manners over at Weaselzippers for this one. Her comment : 

The hills are alive with the sound of muezzin.
How do you solve a problem like Shariah?
Stuck the songs from Rogers and Hammerstein in my head, and I spent a lot of last night coming up with lyrics to fit the tune.
Update!! There is a version out there from Free Republic as well.