It has been a long running tradition for demonicRAT presidents to have mistresses, and if HiLIARy is elected, the trend will likely continue with the long running tryst between her and Tuna Abedin. Stole it from commenter Dommy at CTH.
Which reminds me. When my younger son was about three he walked up one day and asked, "Dad. if little girls are made of sugar and spice and every thing nice, how come they smell like tuna?