A matador in Mexico was horribly injured when the bull he was fighting got the edge. Felipe Sánchez was knocked to the ground during the ritual and then rammed by the critter. This resulted in one of the bull's horns traveling about eleven inches up Felipe's #2 with detrimental results.
Felipe now knows how Conservatives in the United States have felt for the last eight years. He, like our economy is expected to make a full recovery.
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