Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A redneck joke

A 60-year-old Redneck went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The Redneck responded, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The Redneck responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes deer hunting three weeks a season and fishing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. So, he asked, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"

The Redneck responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The Redneck said, "He goes hunting at least one week a season and fishing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106-years, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

The redneck looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"

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