A little morning humor

The bride and groom finally arrive and check into the honeymoon suite.

As they begin to get undressed the man (built like a defensive end) takes off his trousers and tosses them to his new bride and says, "Here...put these on"

The blushing bride (built like a Romanian gymnast) catches them and says, "I can't wear these".

The man of the house replies, "That's right. And remember for the rest of our lives I will wear the pants in the family."

As the bride slips out of her panties she tosses them to him. "Here put these on" she says.

"I can't get into these" roars the man of the house.

"That's right" she says. "And until you change your attitude you're not going to either"