Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Saturday blonde joke
Blonde Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Blonde Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Blonde Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Blonde Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that? Man: 15 years. Blonde Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct? Man: Correct. Blonde Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct? Man: Correct. Blonde Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Blonde Interviewer: No.