Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Yondering

Many years back, a fellow I know was working as a mechanic. one of his coworkers was a bully, a towering fellow who delighted in hurting people.
After many hours spent dealing with the bully's antics, James decided he had had enough. Even though the bully weighed nearly double what James did, he reasoned that he cold take him if he made it a battle of wits.
At lunch that day, James began bragging about how he had been a great arm wrestler in  high school. Bruno bit, and James laughed at him and told him that he could whup him in arm wrestling, and he'd go so far as to put one arm against both of Bruno's.
They sat down at a table and Bruno clasped his hands. James explained that the idea was to pull until one or the other touched his chin. James then reached between Bruno's hands and gripped his thumbs.
On the signal to begin, James relaxed his grip, and Bruno slammed his own face with his fists. James gasped, and reached for a towel, apologizing and saying there must have been a little grease on his palm. After wiping it down, they assumed the start position again, and again, on the signal, James slipped and WHOP, Bruno split his fat lip open.
James got Bruno to hit himself six or seven times, and it took much insistence to get Bruno to give up with out them ever actually pulling against each other.

People say, about President Trump, that he beats bloody those who attack him personally. I don't think our President expends half the effort for twice the return that James did with Bruno. People like Rosey and MeAgain!!! continue to beat themselves and Trump has moved on to more important issues.
Mule ears has been chosen to assault President Trump and undermine his election. From the word go, there were pointed out huge problems with the people chosen to forage for evidence. They were a pack of HiLlARy scum. Bob knew it, we knew it, but the press kept going, "Look! A squirrel!"
President Trump is carefully but clearly pointing out what kind of double standards they are using.
Tired of winning yet?

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