Red neck joke

Two red neck kids made the mistake of cutting accross a large pasture. Mid way through, they heard the snort and thunderous hooves of a charging bull. realizing they could never make the fence, The young lass turned to her boyfriend and asked? "What shall we do?"
replied the lad, "Well, I'm gonna get down on all four and start cropping grass. I suggest you do hte same and brace yourself."