What happened in Columbia?

The intertubes are awash in pictures of the Hildabeast partying down in Columbia. She was dancing like a wild woman and drinking it up. Not much to respect in our present secretary of state. hell, not much to respect in her boss who was only there to scope out a cool vacation spot for Sasquach and the young uns. He even freely admitted it. So that was his agenda? Check out the sites?
As for hillary, what was under her head when she woke up? I'd guess a chewed off arm, but I honestly don't think htere is enough alcohol in South America to get her laid. Bill likes em ugly, but if birth records are any indication, there is a reason he was into chubby interns.
I just hope Mr Romney picks a SoS who will work to restore honor for our nation. It would suck to have to kick every ones ass again. Lets hope the long list is limited to the Iranians, NorKs, and Syria.
For the record, I still aint smit with Mitt. He has many flaws, and is too liberal for my liking. I will grudgingly admit that he is a likely candidate to win. Whether he is conservative enough to right our shipof state remains to be seen, we will need a congress and especially a senate that is conservative.