Just my two cents

Ok, I'll accept that Obama is the first gay president. Andrew should know one when he see's one. Does that mean Mooch elle is really Mitch? or Mitchell? Is this a guy going the extra mile to explain why his wife is butt ugly and has no sex appeal or is this a guy in drag? Does this mean Sasha has two daddys?
Which one pitches and which one catches? Maybe I don't want to know the answer on that one. If I were to guess, I'd bet Mitch wears the pants and Barrie the Apron.
Where's my change?