Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Dp,ryjomh yp dysty upit fsu piy tohjy
The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened?"
"What happened? - I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found?... My wife, yes my Yvonne, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage, I will leave forever!"
"Calm down!" says mother-in-law. "There is something odd about this story. Yvonne would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."
Moments later, mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said there must be a simple explanation. Yvonne didn't receive your Email."
(yea, decided to type something other then "Something to start your day out right. Have a great week)