Dp,ryjomh yp dysty upit fsu piy tohjy

Bubba, Billy Ray and Cletus are sitting at the corner bar, when Junior walks in looking distressed.

"Junior, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks

Junior says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien."

Everyone is shocked. Billy Ray asks, "What did the alien do to you?"

"All I remember is being anally probed," Junior says.

Everyone is horrified.

"I heard that they'll do that!" Cletus says. "What did the alien look like?"

Junior responds, "Carl."