Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Friday, May 10, 2013
As Bubba lay on his deathbed, he called for his best friend Billy Ray "Billy Ray", said Bubba," I'm dying, I haven't got much time left on this world. You're my best friend in the world, have been since we were children, and I have one final request I need to ask of you."
Billy Ray says, "Of course old friend, I'd do anything for you, just say it and it's done!"
"Good, I was sure I could count on you." says Bubba, "Here's what I want you to do. In my closet up in the corner of the top shelf is a small wooden box. In that box is a bottle of moon shine that was made by my Grandfather. Its never been opened and it's over 150 years old. When I'm dead and buried I want you to take that bottle and pour it over my grave as a tribute to Dixie."
"Of course," said Billy Ray, "Whatever my best friend in the world wants he gets, I owe it to you for all the years of devoted loyalty you've shown me. But would you mind if I did one little thing first?"
"Oh, and what would that be?", asked Bubba.
"Well," said Billy Ray, "Would you mind if I drank it first??"