A woman picks up a low information voter in a bar.... Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,looks him straight in the eye and says,"Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,"Oh My God, you're Nancy P Lousy!"