That is the message if you live in San Franfreakshow. Its bad enough to be constantly at risk from their homosexual population, but now the city islamofascist defense system is down. City officials closed the main defense system after residents, most likely islamofascist infiltrators, complained about the smell. Some one who doesn't like the smell of bacon? Don't let wire cutter and Angel know, the state will get cut off and fall into the Pacific fur shur.
Not to fear though, Jim Angelus the owner, will continue operation via mobile defense devices err mobile kitchen vehicles.
So, now its time to vote. Texas has been making noise about scession. Should, a, Texas form their own nation, or b, California be excommunicated and kicked off the continent? I opt for b, its cheaper then me moving south.
Bill O'Reilly No Spin News Podcast 4/24/17
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