General Mattis, President Trump and VP Pense were standing talking at the inaugural ball last night when a reporter for Al Jazeera walked up and said, "You all made a lot of noise during the campaign about islamic terrorism and how you were gonna stop it. What is you plan?"
General Mattis turned to the reporter and said, "Starting now, every time there is a terror attack any where in the world, we are gonna round up and kill ten thousand muslims, and a blonde with huge its."
The reporter, with a confused look on his face blurted out, " why a blonde with huge tits?"
Trump looked at Pense and said, See? even Al Jazeera don't give a shit about muslims."
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