A redneck, named Bubba, is drinking in a Topeka bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. Bubba hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his girlfriend had produced a typical redneck baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby
can weigh in at 25 pounds,but Bubba just shrugs, "That's about average back
home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Redneck kid."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy
Two weeks later Bubba returns to the bar. The bartender says,"Say
you're the father of that typical redneck baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much
does he weigh now?"
Proud Bubba answers, "Seventeen pounds."
bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious."What happened? He
already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
Bubba takes a long swig
of his Coors, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and
"We had him circumcised."
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