.... Had a nightmare last nightI dreamed Kate Upton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
.... My wife will buy anythingmarked down. She went to Macy's and bought an escalator.
.... Slept like a log last nightAt least I think so. This morning I woke up in the fireplace.
....I had a dream I was a car muffler
Ever see a Yahoo Bird?AZ state bird.
No tails feathers and great big balls and every time they land on a cactus they holler YAAAAWHHHHOOOOOOO.........
What do you have when there's a green ball inyour right hand, and a green ball in your left hand.
Kermit the frog's attention.
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pairof pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find.