Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
A little morning humor
Two Chinese exchange students arrive at the university cafeteria for
lunch and ask what was available for lunch and were told there were
pizza, hamburgers, hot dogs and fries.
They each order a hot dog and sit down at a table to eat.
After one unwraps the tin foil off his hot dog he looks at the hot dog and asks the other
"So what part of the dog did you get?"
"A Chinese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2100 yuan and walked out with $300.
The following week, he walked in with another 2100 yuan, and was handed $276.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
An American businessman goes to China on a business trip, but he hates
Chinese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place
around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just
opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone
number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He
asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."
An American man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Chinese
bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."