Tuesday, March 3, 2015

A little morning humor

.... This morning I told
my wife that if she made the toast and poured the juice, breakfast would be ready. She thought that was really thoughtful of me, then asked me what we were having. I said, "toast and juice".
.... Went to my doctor
the other day to have 15 stitches removed. I won't be trying to use my wife's sewing machine again any time soon.
.... My wife needs to have
a kidney transplant and I'm afraid she'll reject it. After all, she's been rejecting my organ for the last ten years.

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