A dedicated Teamsters union worker was
attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local
brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
union house?"
"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry but it isn't."
"Well," he asked, "if I pay you $100, what cut does the girl get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girl get $20," she answered.
Offended at such an unfair distribution, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all the union
rules."
The man asked, "So if I pay you $100, what cut does the girl get?"
"The girl gets $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied.
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and then pointed to a stunningly attractive young green-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "But Ethel has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next."
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