Thursday, March 5, 2015

A little morning humor

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry but it isn't."

"Well," he asked, "if I pay you $100, what cut does the girl get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girl get $20," she answered.

Offended at such an unfair distribution, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all the union rules."

The man asked, "So if I pay you $100, what cut does the girl get?"

"The girl gets $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied.

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and then pointed to a stunningly attractive young green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "But Ethel has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

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