Sunday, March 1, 2015

Just when you thought it could get no worse

.... Restaurant
Customer: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: We just tell them straight out they're going to die.
.... Texan
A Texan is in France when he sees the Eiffel Tower. He asks the tour guide, "How many barrels a day do you get out of her?".
.... I went to a really
tough high school. We had our own coroner.
.... I went to see a
psychiatrist. I told her I might be a sex addict. She said that she could help me and informed me that she charged $75 per hour. I asked her how much for all night?

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