.... RestaurantCustomer: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: We just tell them straight out they're going to die.
.... TexanA Texan is in France when he sees the Eiffel Tower. He asks the tour guide, "How many barrels a day do you get out of her?".
.... I went to a reallytough high school. We had our own coroner.
.... I went to see apsychiatrist. I told her I might be a sex addict. She said that she could help me and informed me that she charged $75 per hour. I asked her how much for all night?